A woman employed in I.T.,
Is something we all want to see,
If she puts kids on hold,
Until she’s too old,
She can be a fine employee.

John Moynes

Pic: Guardian

(L-r) Pearse Doherty, Mary Lou McDonnell, Gerry Adams, Caoimhghin O Caolain and Aengus O Snodaigh TD at the launch Sinn Féin’s alternative Budget 2015 yesterday

Polls show that our voters can’t choose,
Between two political crews,
But whether the winners,
Are Blueshirts or Shinners,
We all know that Ireland will lose.

John Moynes

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

The accountants are looking askance,
At a loss making theme park in France,
Don’t let Mickey Mouse,
Get kicked out of his house,
Let’s give the poor guy one last chance.

John Moynes

Pic: Disneyland Paris

It seems that whenever you choose,
To stock up on underpriced booze,
Then poor Michael Creed,
Will be angry indeed,
As he thinks the exchequer will lose.

John Moynes

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

Much to Ming Flanagan’s grief,
And good old Phil Hogan’s relief,
He slapped down a Shinner,
And came out a winner,
By making sure he knew his brief.

John Moynes

FG Seanad nominee John McNulty with Enda Kenny

When you’re giving a fellow a start,
In the Seanad it’s not very smart,
If you let your stroke,
Just go up in smoke,
‘Cause the lad doesn’t care about art.

John Moynes

Pic: Donegal Daily

Fear won in Scotland and so,
They’re sticking with the status quo,
The poor SNP,
Set nobody free,
For the people stood up and said No.

John Moynes

(Time)

John Bruton’s a tiresome old tit,
Who doesn’t know when he should quit,
The hard headed fool
Is still flogging Home Rule,
He should give it a rest for a bit.

John Moynes

(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

When Apple unveiled their two new,
Overpriced phones for public view,
It looked like a steal,
So to sweeten the deal,
They threw in some tunes from U2.

John Moynes

(AP)