And you thought a bucket of ice,
Takes courage, well that’s very nice,
But burning the rag,
ISIS use as a flag,
Is a riskier roll of the dice.

John Moynes

We all know nobody would choose,
When reporting the latest sports news,
To be hit on the head,
With a toy used in bed,
An assault that one cannot excuse.

John Moynes

The airlines are quaking with dread,
As the Icelandic warning turns red,
If you’ve people to see,
Away over the sea,
Maybe travel by ferry instead.

John Moynes

[EPA]

For the life of me I cannot see,
Why a culchie would want a degree,
They’re wasting resources,
That could go on courses,
For decent folk like you and me.

John Moynes

In his charming and warm folksy way,
He let every rose have her day,
But again, from Tralee,
Three more hours of TV,
Have we reached peak Daithí Ó’Sé?

John Moynes

(RTE)

We all felt austerity’s bite,
But I’m sure that you’ll think it quite right,
That poor old TDs,
Don’t pay their own fees,
To set their first language aright.

John Moynes

It’s so nice to see, now and then,
Token women out winning again,
But it is a disgrace,
That they don’t know their place,
And expect to be treated like men.

John Moynes

(IrishRugby.ie)

Mighty news has blown over from France,
That our heroines all seized their chance,
And beat the All Blacks,
Now just the Kazhaks,
Can stop the green army’s advance.

John Moynes