Now Trump has updated his plan
To bring in a new Muslim ban
That ensures huddled masses
Won’t get travel passes
Unless they’re approved by the Klan.

John Moynes

Pic: Al Drago for The New York Times

Our economy seems on the mend
So if you want the dark years to end
Then you and your spouse
As you save for a house
Must go shopping and spend spend spend spend.

John Moynes

If you’re fond of shamrocky tat
You’ll certainly want to know that
You now can be seen
Being fascist and green
By wearing an overpriced hat.

John Moynes

Pic via Trump/Pence

Members and supporters of the Traveller community outside Dáil Eireann last night

There were scenes of great felicity
As TDs sought publicity
Among a cheering crowd
Of travelers rightly proud
We’ve noticed their ethnicity

John Moynes

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Passport control at Terminal 1 in Dublin Airport

In figures that came out this week
Immigration is down from its peak
This makes me see red
Was it something we said?
Or is Ireland no longer chic?

John Moynes

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This is legit an email I have just received. This is the the level of stupid I have to deal with. pic.twitter.com/73zMPvu25J

— Úna-Minh Caomhánach (@unakavanagh) February 27, 2017

Some a-holes committed the sin
Of insulting our friend Úna-Minh
A nation’s no race
And to their disgrace
If it was, then they still wouldn’t win.

John Moynes

Yesterday: Her Kind

The first issue of 2000AD published on February 22, 1977

Have you heard of 2000AD?
A comic that’s just turned 40
It gave us Judge Dredd
Halo Jones, Durham Red
And filled all our childhoods with glee.

John Moynes

Shane Ross, Minister for Transport, Sport and Tourism

Absentee minister Ross
Is making commuters quite cross
He knows they won’t like
The news of a strike
But still he does not give a toss

John Moynes

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Actor Stephen Rea (left) and poet Seamus Heaney in 1990

Our high flying poetry star
Used to tell dirty jokes in a bar
And still to this day
His fan, Stephen Rea
Won’t share them, as they went too far.

John Moynes

Pic: FieldDay.ie

Provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned as an editor at Breitbart News

The star of the trendy far right
Gave his fan base a bit of a fright
When his speech on the joys
Of molesting young boys
Went viral at the speed of light.

John Moynes

Pic: CNN