Donald Trump and golfer Rory McIlroy (both center) in the Trump International, Florida, on Sunday with Former New York Yankee player Paul O’Neill (right) and Clear Sports CEO Garry Singer (left)
A golf champion called McIllroy
Decided that he would enjoy
The chance to be seen
With Trump on the green
Far away from the mere hoi polloi
John Moynes
Pic: Clearsports
Fine Gael leadership contenders Leo Varadkar (left) and Simon Coveney at the Brexit All-Ireland Civic Dialogue in the Royal Hospital Kilmainhamin earlier this month
The mood in FG has turned sour
As two bright young things fight for power
So will this debate
Produce anything great
Or just one long amateur hour?
John Moynes
Rollingnerws
US President Donald Trump at a press conference in the White House yesterday
The world watched a frightening scene
As Donald stood up to vent spleen
He asserted that, yes
The country’s a mess
But he runs a fine-tuned machine
John Moynes
Pic CNN
Kid Rock, a potential Republican candidate for a US Senate seat in Michigan
That tiresome old singer Kid Rock
May yet give his home state a shock
As the whole G.O.P.
Slides to insanity
And elections are a laughing stock
John Moynes
Pic: Jim Cooper
Kim Jong-un (left) and half-brother Kim Jong-nam (right)
The traitor known as Kim Jong Nam
Spent several years on the lam
But got into a scrape
That he couldn’t escape
To his killer we say “Thank you Ma’am”.
John Moynes
Pics: AP
Taoiseach Enda Kenny celebrates St Patrick’s Day with US President Barack Obama on March 17, 2011
It soon will be St Patrick’s Day
When our ministers all go away
This year it’s not right
To take a first class flight
Or find somewhere comfy to stay.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
A President should remain calm
Not rant like some old theatre ham
If Nordstrom won’t stock
Your daughter’s new frock
Don’t throw your toys out of the pram
John Moynes
Minister for Transport Shane Ross wants drivers to take a second test
That hard working Minister Ross
Has said that this morning he’ll toss
Off a new policy
To improve safety
And remind us all that he’s the boss.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Former US President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama in Hayes Bar, Moneygall, Co. Offaly, during his state visit in 2011
Should we honour Barack in this town?
The prospect brought some comrades down
They’d damn him to hell
Along with Michelle
As a big money, blood thirsty clown.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
