Former Northern Ireland Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness

I’ll not cheer ill health in a man
Even if he took part in a plan
To level the odds
By killing off prods
At such time a man does all he can.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Brendan O’Carroll as Mrs Brown in BBC’s Mrs. Brown’s Boys

A fictional woman called Brown
Is the latest talk of the town
It seems her chat show
Is now good to go
Which will make the highbrow types frown.

John Moynes

Pic: BBC

UK Prime Minister Theresa May on multiple Television screens in Arnotts, Dublin 1 yesterday

Three cheers for Prime Minister May
Who set out her stall yesterday
But no one’s afraid
Of the threats that she made
As she led her country astray.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Vincent Kearns with the first ticket yesterday at Ticketmaster in St Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre for the band’s concert in Croke Park on July 22.

Fans of Bono and his music say
They’ll get tickets somehow, anyway
But it seems a bit bad
Even verging on mad
When a single seat goes for 2k.

 John Moynes

Pic: Rollingnews.ie

Do you feel a little bit blue?
As if your life’s going askew?
The newspapers say
It’s the fault of this day
But I think they know it’s not true.

John Moynes

Pic: Shutterstock

Ex-agent Christopher Steele
Is having a rotten ordeal
The things that he spied
Means he now has to hide
Which is tiresome and far from ideal.

John Moynes

King Arthur Pendragon believes parking fees at Stonehenge are “an illegal charge”

The druids cannot park a bike
At Stonehenge whenever they like
Will their day in court
Let them make a retort
Or has Britain become a new Reich?

John Moynes

Pic: PA

Poor Donald just wanted to see
A prostitute taking a wee
On another girl’s head
In Obama’s old bed
Which apparently filled him with glee.

John Moynes

His followers all will attest
That Francis is simply the best
He says kids should be seen
Inside the Sistine
So it’s fine to feed them from the breast.

John Moynes

Pic: AP