Fine Gael TD and Government chief whip Regina Doherty
The hard working government whip
Was accused of a bad social slip
By H McEntee
Who reckons that she
Should hold her mouth with a strong zip.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
‘Dabbing’ by newly-elected Kansas representative’s son baffles Speaker Paul Ryan
Republican Senator Paul
Doesn’t get teenage culture at all
He won’t have a stab
At doing a dab
Regardless of what may befall.
John Moynes
Pic: CNN
US president-elect Donald Trump (left) and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
North Korea’s a bit of a dump
Say’s Putin’s new running dog Trump
But the chances are slim
That our hero Kim
Won’t tell him to take a high jump.
John Moynes
Pics: CNN
Now Donald has said he’ll rebuke
Any cowards who easily spook
When facing a crisis
With China or ISIS
You know where you stand with a nuke.
John Moynes
‘Toilet paper’ for smartphones has been introduced in toilets at Narita international airport in Japan
When you sit on a Japanese throne
And play with your high tech smartphone
There’s no need to fear
That there may be germs here
Just relax in a hygenic zone.
John Moynes
Pic: NT Docomo
Is the light box at Newgrange as old
As we’ve been traditionally told
Or did O’Kelly make
An ingenious fake
To lure tourists and get at their gold?
John Moynes
Earlier: Let The Solstice Begin
A blue corn empanada filled with fried grasshoppers at a food stall in Mexico
This Christmas let’s sit down to eat
A wriggling chitinous treat
With omega 3
And vitamin C
And hopefully six or more feet.
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy
A fancy chef called Michel Roux
Who cooks and sells overpriced stew
Adds thirteen percent
Of which not a bit went
To his overworked underpaid crew.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC