An American billionaire, Pete
Has given Hulk Hogan a treat
By funding his fight
Against a website
Or at least that’s the word on the street.
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
There’s always someone crying halt
And saying your diet’s at fault
And giving advice
About how to serve rice
Just take it with a pinch of salt.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
Newly-elected Labour Party leader Brendan Howlin pays tribute to Joan Burtonhttps://t.co/nL7kA8piJo
— RTÉ News (@rtenews) May 20, 2016
In a race in a much reduced field
Old Brendan made all others yield
It ain’t Alan’s hour
To take hold of the power
He’d cherish and treasure and wield.
John Moynes
Rolling news/RTÉ
Cliffs of Moher, Co Clare, the only county not to register a same-sex marriage
I see that the county of Clare
Is an old fashioned area where
The people who smile
As they walk up the aisle
Can never be said to be quare.
John Moynes
Pic: OneFabDay
The Ha’penny Bridge, Dublin; 200 years old today
It’s time for loud singing and cheers
As we celebrate two hundred years
Of each thirsty mouth
Crossing the river south
To purchase some overpriced beers.
John Moynes
James Horan/Rollingnews
Of the things Enda hates there is none
Worse than people, who while having fun
Tend to go a bit mad
With their phone or iPad
He’s noticed there is always one.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Sinéad O’Connor
We know it’s a terrible sin
To have problems in the place in
Between your two ears
But forget all your fears
They found her. Let judgement begin.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Minister for Social protection Leo Varadkar
Young Leo once said that a prole,
Gets paid far too much on the dole
He had the intent
To cut twenty percent
But will he now he’s in control?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Britain’s Prince William (left) and his father Prince Charles
If one has been wondering how
To take care of a royal cow
Make sure that it’s had
Some unproven fad
As medicine’s rather lowbrow.
John Moynes
AP