Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day

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Pro-refugee demonstration in Dublin, September 2015

When we offered a helping hand,
To thousands from a foreign land,
We expected plenty,
But only got twenty,
The rest said “Don’t bother, you’re grand.”

John Moynes

Sam Boal/Rollingnews

obama

US president Barack Obama delivers his final State of the Union address last night

Obama has addressed the state,
One last time before they get eight,
Full years of D Trump,
To clean up that dump,
Don’t you envy America’s fate?

John Moynes

 (Getty)

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Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall at the Rugby World Cup Final 2015

Old Rupert and young Jerry Hall,
Have news that may just appall,
His newspaper’s said,
That the pair will be wed,
Which is charming, not creepy at all.

John Moynes

(Getty)

k-pop

Loudspeakers facing North Korea at a South Korea border post

They’re jealous of those on the top,
So Seoul is now blasting K-pop,
Right over the border,
It’s right out of order,
And petty. They really should stop.

John Moynes

(Associated Press)

H-bomb

The alleged location of an underground H-bomb test in North Korea

In a move that is certain to spook,
The West, our man let off a nuke,
So now Kim Jong-un,
Can have lots of fun,
Watching everyone cower and puke.

John Moynes

(Reuters)