Pro-life senator Jim Walsh in the seanad yesterday
A mention of her hemorrhoid,
Left Senator Bacik annoyed,
Much venom was flung,
And a lot of it stung,
And the chamber’s decorum destroyed.
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
Clare Daly and Mick Wallace at Shannon Airport, July 2014
In events that some people call thick,
The outspoken Deputy Mick,
Himself with the hair,
And that other one, Clare,
Spent a couple of hours in the nick.
John Moynes
It’s odd, disappointing and sad,
To see an idea that’s so bad,
That migrants who roam,
Could be tempted home,
If we show them a colourful ad.
John Moynes
(IDA)
Sligo Fianna Fáil councillor Joe Queenan on RTÉ Investigates last night
An unfortunate fellow called Joe,
Has accepted it’s his time to go,
After failing to act,
With appropriate tact,
While filmed by an RTÉ show.
John Moynes
(RTÉ)
Road Safety Authority chief Moyagh Murdock
Ms Murdock has said that we need,
Higher fines for the wealthy show speed,
Hit their pockets hard,
To keep them on guard,
It’s mere common sense and not greed.
John Moynes
(RSA)
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg
A billionaire Facebook tycoon,
Wants us all to be over the moon,
And if you don’t Like,
It he says take a hike,
As his daughter chews her silver spoon.
John Moynes
(Facebook)
Labour’s Minister for the Environment Alan Kelly
The meeting went somewhat awry,
And almost made poor Alan cry,
When he stood up to speak,
On the groundbreaking leak,
His comrades thought him the bad guy.
John Moynes
(Rollingnews.ie)
Penguins at Dortmund Zoo, Germany
Please tell me this story’s not true,
That there’s no killer in Dortmund Zoo,
A new Jack the Ripper,
With a taste for a flipper,
Oh what will the poor penguins do?
John Moynes
(Getty)
Swords, Co Dublin on Saturday night
If you’re heading out for the night,
You might catch the beautiful sight,
Of a gang of young men,
Trade strong language then,
Have a proper traditional fight.
John Moynes
Pic via Independent.ie