US President Donald Trump was asked yesterday about the Qanon movement
The terrorist followers of Q
Spout bullshit that just isn’t true
So when Trump has the chance
To take a firm stance
Against them, that’s not what he’ll do
John Moynes
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Taoiseach Micheál Martin flanked by Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly (left) and Eamon Ryan, Minister for Climate Action, Communication Networks and Transport (right), at a Post-Cabinet press briefing last night
The Taoiseach announced yesterday
That Covid’s not going away
So we’re not allowed
To meet in a crowd
But weddings and schools are okay.
John Moynes
A former CIA officer has been arrested and charged with selling secrets to China over several years
If you’re looking to top up your pay
After working for the CIA
You could ask the Chinese
But there’s no guarantees
That events will all work out your way
John Moynes
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A piece of LEGO retrieved from a boy’s nose, two years after he stuck it up there
A bit of a small plastic toy
Got stuck in the nose of a boy
And stayed a long time
Then coated in slime
Reappeared and was greeted with joy
John Moynes
Pic: Mudassir Anwar
US President Donald Trump says he’s heard ‘rumours’ Democrat hopeful Kamala Harris doesn’t meet Vice President ‘requirements’
Now Trump has decided to try
To bring back his favourite old lie
And attempt to cast dirt
On someone’s birth cert
And once again this will not fly
John Moynes
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Mississippi, USA has rejected a state flag featuring a giant mosquito
A good flag should commemorate
That which makes people proud of their state
But in Mississippi
Something dark and trippy
Was removed from from selection too late
John Moynes
Mississippi Flag Commission
Doheny & Nesbit, Baggott Street, Dublin 2 has hit a major downturn with an absence of office workers and tourists in the area
Pre-Covid some workers might choose
To wash down their lunch with some booze
But the workers have fled
And the streets are now dead
So some vintners are now bound to lose
John Moynes
Pic: Hospitality Ireland
Ronnie O’Sullivan (above) criticised snooker’s next generation after securing a World Championship quarter-final place to meet fellow veteran Mark Williams
Poor Ronnie is feeling quite sad
That the players he’s facing are bad
Do they deserve blame
Or is this a mind game
To try to make Williams go mad?
John Moynes
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Senior leaders of America’s National Rifle Association (NRA) are fighting claims they used the powerful gun lobby group as their “personal piggy bank”
It’s alleged that executive pay
At the top of the old NRA
Has grown so obscene
That soon it might mean
The bosses could be put away
John Moynes
AP