Ian Cairns writes [via BS app}:
Small font and bad 48 sheet application = Recipe for disaster.
Nonsense. It’s quite clearly an ad for Diet Sprite.
Official Comedy addresses a classic trope of blockbuster movie villainy – the combination chilling-quip-followed-by-casual-atrocity.
In the space of 75 seconds, a Chinese biker hits a van, losing his passenger, then hits a car, then a bike, then front-ends a truck, then does the thing you knew was going to happen even before you started watching.
Still worth waiting for.
Apparently, he wasn’t seriously hurt, maimed or drowned.
Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a fiendishly difficult game where (to the tune of the Casualty theme) players take control of cyber-surgeon Dr Nigel Burke’s hands and attempt to complete a heart transplant.
The sheer frequency of ragequit (above, second video) has ensured its mimetic status.
French Canadian folk singer Alexis Normand makes a cringeworthy bags of the American National Anthem before the 2013 Memorial Cup game between the Portland Winterhawks and the Halifax Mooseheads.
Thinking she’d memorised the Star Spangled Banner correctly, she went wrong after the third line, filling in with gibberish to bridge to the finale.
Afterwards, mortified, she took to Twitter to apologise, the pet.
I’m embarrassed and deeply sorry. I wish I’d had more time to learn the American anthem. Thanks so much for the crowd’s help! #memorialcup
— Alexis Normand (@Alex6Normand) May 19, 2013
Any excuse.
A well-past-its-sell-by-date edition of the Harlem Shake meme goes horribly wrong in Germany.
According to the original uploader, the guy ‘only suffered a few blisters’.
Now let that be an end to it.
The latest in a pedantic ongoing series of movie no-nos from CinemaSins.