Tag Archives: fail

scoot

In the space of 75 seconds, a Chinese biker hits a van, losing his passenger, then hits a car, then a bike, then front-ends a truck, then does the thing you knew was going to happen even before you started watching.

Still worth waiting for.

Apparently, he wasn’t seriously hurt, maimed or drowned.

awesomer/motorauthority

surgeonsim

Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a fiendishly difficult game where (to the tune of the Casualty theme) players take control of cyber-surgeon Dr Nigel Burke’s hands and attempt to complete a heart transplant.

The sheer frequency of ragequit (above, second video) has ensured its mimetic status.

dailywhat/memebase

starsapngledfail

French Canadian folk singer Alexis Normand makes a cringeworthy bags of the American National Anthem before the 2013 Memorial Cup game between the Portland Winterhawks and the Halifax Mooseheads.

Thinking she’d memorised the Star Spangled Banner correctly, she went wrong after the third line, filling in with gibberish to bridge to the finale.

Afterwards, mortified, she took to Twitter to apologise, the pet.


22words

Any excuse.