Some boffins have said they do not
Want to see a new killer robot
For those who are wise
Say the robots will rise
Up and we’ll all find ourselves shot.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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US President Donald Trump said yesterday he will send the National Guard to patrol the border with Mexico
At a press conference Donald began
To think of a cunning new plan
He’ll issue an order
“Send troops to the border”
In case Mexico sides with Iran.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Quebec’s L’Extra Camembert won the coveted ‘Best of Class’ award in the camembert category at the 2018 World Championship Cheese Contest in Madison, Wisconsin, USA
The news from the world cup of cheese
Has caused the poor French some unease
As Canada’s where
You’ll find Camembert
With a flavour that’s certain to please.
John Moynes
Pic: Agropur
Good Friday in Temple Bar, Dublin 2 last year
The Gardaí are heading your way
With something important to say
You’ll be thrown in the clink
If you turn down a drink
On mandatory alcohol day.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Every kitchen, or worse, cafeteria
Is home to some dangerous bacteria
Washing your chopping board
Simply can’t be ignored
Or else you’ll end up with diphtheria.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
John Concannon, chief of the government’s Strategic Communications Unit (SCU)
The government had a review
Of its comms team, between me and you
It found that the unit
Was totally unfit
For purpose. But that we all knew.
John Moynes
Pic: Connacht Tribune
UK Brexit secretary David Davis with sick bucket on the The Andrew Marr Show on BBC 1
Does Davis’s diet include
Some dangerously unwashed sea food
Or did he hit the bar
Before talking to Marr
And end up a little too stewed?
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Stormy Daniels on CBS’ 60 Minutes, broadcast last night in the US
A woman who once had a hump
With the fellow we all know as Trump
was told to beware,
Don’t speak of the affair
Or your daughter may have a bad bump.
John Moynes
Pic: CBS
Russia’s Amnbassador to Ireland, Yury Anatoliyevich Filatov, inside the grounds of the Embassy of Russian Federation in Rathgar, Dublin 6 earlier this month
Soon Dublin’s nest of Russian spies
Will be in for a nasty surprise
When Leo will say
That they simply can’t stay
Unless they put on a disguise.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
In Dublin the average rent
Has gone up by seven percent
Surpassing the boom
Which may cause some gloom
If it means that your money’s all spent.
John Moynes
Pic: Daft