A selection of British-grown ‘pulses’, dried legume seeds including lentils, chickpeas, beans and peas
We all know it’s high time to start
Eating food that is good for one’s heart
And beans with each meal
Will soon make you feel
Fantastic. (You may also fart.)
John Moynes
Pic: The Guardian
Cuba’s vice president Miguel Diaz-Canel is expected to be named as successor to Raul Castro
Will change come to Havana town
As the last of the Castros steps down?
Well his right hand man
Will continue the plan
So there’s no need for comrades to frown.
John Moynes
Pic: AP
In China it’s sad but it’s true
That there’s not always somewhere to poo
But their friends in Japan
Have come up with a plan
To build jacks that are shiny and new
John Moynes
Pic: Guardian
This country can be hard to beat
On the rare times we get some nice heat
Just two days of storm
Before it gets warm
And then everyone’s in for a treat
John Moynes
Pic via Met Eireann
The English Market, Cork
If you’re someone who likes to pile pork
And other nice food on your fork
Then hit the south west
And put it to the test
Is the real foodie capital Cork?
John Moynes
Pic: Blarney Woolen Mills
This story might give you a fright
If you’re one to stay up late at night
The boffins know why
You’re more likely to die
Than one who gets up at first light
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
When stealing from the boys in blue
There’s one thing you might want to do
Jump up on a table
And see if you’re able
To squeeze out a big dirty poo
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Michael Cohen (above), US president Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, had his office raided by the FBI yesterday
The FBI yesterday raided
A lawyer who somehow persuaded
Someone to keep mum
About seeing Don’s bum
And Trump’s future has once again faded
John Moynes
Pic: New York Times
A survey has found Irish workers are ‘deprived of sleep and strapped for cash’
I hope that this survey won’t keep
You from getting a decent night’s sleep
We’re anxious and broke
Which isn’t a joke
It’s enough to make anyone weep
John Moynes
Rollingnews
For those asking for the 📹… #ConorMcGregor
Via @TMZ_Sports pic.twitter.com/UhS5EonaoA
— Michelle Joy Phelps (@MichellePhelps) April 5, 2018
Backstage at a UFC fight
A Dubliner gave folk a fright
He threw a hand truck
Which left people shook
It wasn’t a dignified sight.
John Moynes
Pic: TMZ
