If you have an account on facebook
You should know that some rogues took a look
At all of your facts
And engaged in bad acts
To be honest, I am a bit shook
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
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Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and US president Donald Trump in the Oval Office yesterday
So Leo’s in Washington where
He’s spewing a lot of hot air
Now he says he did harm
To a proposed wind farm
Which lots of folk think was unfair
John Moynes
Pic: The White House
Students at Melbourne’s Trinity Grammar School stage a protest over the dismissal of a deputy headmaster, who gave a student a haircut because his hair length didn’t meet school standards.
In Melbourne there is a school where
A teacher can’t cut a child’s hair
Without expectations
Of mass resignations
Which all seems a little unfair.
John Moynes
Pic via Ten News
US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson after being sacked yesterday
By Rex I was never inspired
His ideas left much to be desired
Now he and one more
Have been pushed out the door
Is anyone left there unfired?
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and Tesla at the SXSW festival in Austin, Texas yesterday
A guy who designs fancy cars
Has said that we must settle Mars
What’s this colony for?
To survive a world war
Let’s face it: his head’s in the stars
John Moynes
Pic: Fortune
US President Donald Trump will Meet North Korea’s Kim Jong-un in May
Some great news to start off your day
For Kim and Trump will meet by May
I hope they increase
The chances of peace
And not kick off a nuclear affray
John Moynes
Pics: Getty/AP
The ‘Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Leprechauns’ in Dublin, 2011
Have you heard that a certain TD
Has asserted that you’ll never see
A real leprechaun
Standing proud on your lawn?
Take a guess who this TD might be.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
The Irish tricolour turns 170 on March 17
It’s a hundred and seventy years old
And a marvelous thing to behold
So hoist it to great height
But please get it right
The third bar is orange, not gold.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Previously: Defiant Tricolour on Broadsheet
French President Emmanuel Macron is a wine connoisseur
Macron says he reckons it’s fine
To guzzle a big glass of wine
As he’s eating a meal
But some doctors feel
The effects could be less than benign.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
There is little evidence linking back pain with slouching or bad posture
If ever you’re told by a quack
That the way to avoid a sore back
Is never to slouch
When you sit on a couch
Don’t listen, just give him a smack
John Moynes
Pic: The Back Dr.