So that’s pretty blatant, right? pic.twitter.com/EPnHME7afV
— Mike Hearn (@mikehearn) July 19, 2016
When Melania stood up to to tell
Her story, it started off well
But many a word
Had been already heard
In a previous speech by Michelle.
John Moynes
Donald Trump and running mate, Indiana Governor Mike Pence on CBS’ Sixty Minutes
The unfortunate Governor Pence
Is ambitious, but also quite dense
He went on TV
To the Democrat’s glee
His discomfort was clear and intense.
John Moynes
Pic: CBS
Tom Currie has quit his job to hunt Pokémon
Tim needed a long break and so
He downloaded Pokémon Go
Now he wanders about
With his mobile phone out
Through sunshine, or wind, rain or snow.
John Moynes
Pic via Tom Currie
Democrat US Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
The opinion polls have agreed
That HiIlary’s holding her lead
As poor Donald Trump
Is stuck in a slump
And fundraising for chicken feed.
John Moynes
Pic: AP
Economist Paul Krugman With his late cat, Doris Lessing
Paul Krugman has stood up to say
That we should put the Champagne away
Can we really construe
Our economy grew
So much and so quickly? No way.
John Moynes
Larry, the Downing Street cat.
An unfortunate foolhardy knave
Who once said we should call him Dave
Has just been told that
He must give his cat
A final and sad goodbye wave.
John Moynes
Pics: Rex/Barcroft Images
Some journalists can cause an affront
Being forthright, plainspoken or blunt
But in this day and age
Must they fill up a page
By constantly typing out “c**t”?
John Moynes
Though the data is rather complex
The conclusions are bound to perplex
The young generation
Are an aberration
They’ve more or less stopped having sex.
John Moynes
Pic:Rekha Garton/Getty Images
Actor Bryan Murray supporting collective bargaining rights for freelance workers, outside Leinster House, Kildare Street, Dublin 2 yesterday
In Carrigstown and in Red Rock
The actors are paid by the clock
But if you leave Fair City
For something more gritty
Your wallet is in for a shock.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Presumptive Democratic US presidential nominee Hillary Clinton
The Donald has said she’s a crook
But the Feds have now taken a look
Through all her emails
And Justice’s scales
Are letting her right off the hook.
John Moynes
Pic Robyn Beck/AFP
