A still from Chinese video ‘Our Xi Dada’
One thing that no one needs to see,
Is a pop show about Comrade Xi,
It’s all good clean fun,
But he’s no Kim Jong Un,
Perhaps he should just let it be.
John Moynes
YouTube
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Independent Alliance TDs Finian McGrath TD (centre) Shane Ross (right)
John Halligan was heard to roar,
That he finds long discussions a bore,
If the deal is to stick,
Then they must make it quick,
He’s not sure he can take much more.
John Moynes
Leah Farrell/Rollingnews
In the long years since Shakespeare’s been dead,
There’ve been rumours, in fact some have said,
That such as a small tomb,
Doesn’t have enough room,
That’s no reason to go lose the head.
John Moynes
British Library
The boss of the auld RSA,
Has several harsh words to say,
That the cops in this town,
Just aren’t clamping down,
On drinkers who still drive away.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Adele King and her dog Teddy on TV3’s Midday
Just when you’re starting to think,
That things couldn’t get worse for Twink,
You suddenly see,
Her dog faint on TV,
(He got better, he’s back in the pink).
John Moynes
TV3/Independent
Kerry TD Michael Healy-Rae
We can’t, as a nation, allow,
TDs be attacked by a cow,
Let’s not play the game,
Of assigning some blame,
Just do something, anything. Now.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
We’re all in a difficult spot,
Now our planet is getting too hot,
Some folk disagree,
And burn petrol with glee,
Perhaps it’s time we had them shot.
John Moynes
NOAA
Broadcaster and magician Paul Daniels, who has died aged 77
A magical fellow called Paul,
For decades delighted us all,
It was charming to see,
Him and Debbie McGee,
But he’s taken his last curtain call.
John Moynes
BBC
