Marty Morrissey
This morning lets all give a hearty,
Three cheers to our bould hero Marty,
Who gave his best shot,
But somehow did not,
Get his hole at an Olympic party.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/RollingNews.ie)
Tag Archives: John Moynes
Donald Trump (left) and John McCain
A credible hairdo called Trump,
Is finding life hard on the stump,
He showed some disdain,
For the great John McCain,
And gave his own party the hump.
John Moynes
(ABC)
Bertie Ahern leaving the Banking Inquiry yesterday
The inquiry is looking for dirt,
On our glorious Iar Taoiseach Bert,
But his hands are clean,
He departed the scene,
Before Cowen caused all of the hurt.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/RollingNews.ie)
The mob came and shouted “Make way!”
So the order came from de Launay,
To open the gate,
Then he met his fate,
And died on the first Bastille Day.
John Moynes
(Encyclopedia Britannica)
Greek PM Alex Tsipras and Jeane-Claude Juncker, President of The European Commission
The bigwigs in Brussels now feel,
They’ve worked out the perfect Greek deal,
They stayed up all night,
To get it all right,
Showing passion, commitment and zeal.
John Moynes
(AFP)
This morning’s your first chance to see,
More words from the great Harper Lee,
They reckon this book,
Will catch you with it’s hook,
So they’re giving the first dose for free.
John Moynes
(AP)
At last there’s a cunning new tip
For ladies who quite like to strip,
And let people look,
At flesh on Facebook,
Just Photoshop in a male nip.
John Moynes
Farewell to our old comrade Pat,
A warrior who confirmed that,
We all love a fighter,
And then hate the blighter,
Who wears an establishment hat.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/RollingNews.ie)
Let’s have singing and dancing and mirth,
Now we know what democracy’s worth,
The tables will turn,
And the bondholders burn,
And the Greeks will inherit the earth.
John Moynes
(Al Jazeera)