George Ferguson saw nothing wrong,
With planting the folk from Hong Kong,
By the shores of Lough Foyle,
But he made some blood boil,
And the answer he got was quite strong.
John Moynes
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Donald Trump thinks that he knows the score,
But those decent chaps who all shout “fore!”,
Say when he shoots his mouth,
About folks from down south,
The best thing to do is ignore.
John Moynes
Pic: Murdo McLeod
Rod Wolfe, 58, survived being struck by lightning for the second time in his life
This morning’s news is rather odd,
As it seems that a fellow named Rod,
Has been bit by two,
Massive bolts from the blue,
He must somehow have annoyed God.
John Moynes
(NBC)
The Dublin Gay Pride Parade on Saturday
Some more good news if you are gay,
You’re under no pressure to say,
“I do” to him yet,
It’s anyone’s bet,
Just when you will get your big day.
John Moynes
(Leah Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
It’s been a tough week for Sinn Féin,
In the Cork East they’re feeling the strain,
Of some nasty row,
Which the leadership vow,
Is something they’ll never explain.
John Moynes
When I read the new Women’s Way,
I was shocked to see Evelyn say,
You should dress like a frump,
Or she’ll get the hump,
And show you a cold front all day.
John Moynes
Taoiseach Enda Kenny and Joe O’Reilly TD
The Cavan-based based deputy, Joe,
Checked Google and shouted “Oh no!”
It said he took the life,
Of his innocent wife,
He complained, but they were very slow.
John Moynes
(Fine Gael)
Some yanks reckon that RTÉ,
Is better than the BBC,
I’m happy to say,
That I’ll proudly pay,
Eventually, my licence fee.
John Moynes
Last week, if you had a few grand,
You could pick up a nice landscape and,
Rejoice in the fact,
Of the least harmful act,
Ever signed by that hideous hand.
John Moynes