The radio figures are in,
So all of the broadcasters spin,
Poor old Liveline,
Is not doing fine,
But Tubridy had a small win.
John Moynes
JNLR
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From now on the state will refuse,
To let shops sell underpriced booze,
What’s good for our health,
May be bad for our wealth,
And leave drinkers singing the blues.
John Moynes
Ireland map by Rudy Hellzapoppin
In the years since the property crash,
While being propped up with our cash,
The lads at the banks,
Found time to give thanks,
To themselves with a clandestine bash.
John Moynes
(AIB)
Junior Minister Dara Murphy
In Cork it is widely agreed,
That Dara’s a fellow in need,
Of building a stash,
Of electoral cash,
So they’ll pay out big bucks for a feed.
John Moynes
(Fine Gael)
The French can get rather irate,
If they think that you’re stirring up hate,
They won’t hem and haw,
Just call in the law,
Even if you’re only eight.
John Moynes
(France 24)
Earlier: Je Suis Helric
Diageo Brewhouse No 4, St James’ Gate, Dublin
There’s never been much of a doubt,
That the Irish are fond of their stout,
For six scary years,
It lost ground to craft beers,
A habit we all must stamp out.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, Martin McGuinness
Any day now the British will yield,
Control of our country’s fourth field,
At least that’s what Marty,
Proclaimed to his party,
When all of their plans were revealed.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
