All right wing dentists agree,
That you can’t beat the sight of Page 3,
So go buy The Sun,
Which prints nipples for fun,
Unless you’re a feminazi.
John Moynes
(The Sun)
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President Obama with Joe Biden (left) and John Boehner at last night’s ‘State of The Union’
Obama stood up to debate,
Why the Union’s in such a state,
He wants to take more,
From the rich for the poor,
Which makes his opponents irate.
John Moynes
Larry Downing/Reuters
It’s easy to teach a young bride,
How Catholic rules are applied,
It’s simple, you see,
Just breed yourself three,
And after that turn down the ride.
John Moynes
Leo Varadkar, Nuala Carey and Kevin McLaughlin at the launch of ‘On The Dry’
For his health, at the start of the year,
Leo said he was giving up beer,
Which some gobshites might say,
Sounds a little bit gay,
But it’s not, and there’s no need to sneer.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
If someone insults your old dear,
Feel free to lash out without fear,
No need to be meek,
Throw a punch to the cheek,
And the Pope will give you the all clear.
John Moynes
(HuffingtonPost)
If you’ve ever taken a shot,
Of yourself in the nip looking hot,
And you don’t think it’s right,
To be on some website,
The Hit Team will make sure you’re not.
John Moynes
Eoghan Murphy TD with Taoiseach Enda Kenny
The deputies in shirts of blue,
Don’t like to be told what to do,
So loosen the grip,
Of the hand on the whip,
And all of their dreams will come true.
John Moynes
(Leah Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Austin Harney, of Campaign for the Rights and Actions of Irish Communities (CRAIC)
While satire is under attack,
Thank God for the good folk at CRAIC,
Who’ll stand up and fight,
Against jokes about blight,
And give John Bull’s telly a smack.
John Moynes
Pic via Austin Harney
Dr Ali Selim of the Islamic Cultural Centre of Ireland
The laudable Doctor Selim,
Has concocted a brilliant scheme,
If we obey him,
And keep our humour prim,
There’s no need for the violent extreme.
John Moynes
(ReligionIreland.net)
It looks like the taxpayer will,
This year face another stiff bill,
In an effort to stop,
An embarrassing flop,
With a shiny blue diamond shaped pill.
John Moynes
(Wikipedia)