If you have been wondering how,
To earn a few bob from your cow,
Sending it to the west,
Would be all for the best,
As the Yanks accept Irish beef now.
John Moynes
(Resourcecraft)
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To wish you a happy new year,
The Indo are whipping up fear,
As our fourth estate,
Now want you to hate,
The squirrels who come over here.
John Moynes
In Monaghan lots of folk think,
That it’s fine to drive after a drink,
We need more breath tests,
And lots of arrests,
To lock them all up in the clink.
John Moynes
(Independent.ie)
I’m telling you now to make tracks,
To the south if you want to relax,
And get down to Dingle,
To order a single,
Malt in the bar of Dick Macks.
John Moynes
(Lonely Planet)
John Moynes
For three years now,
John Moynes has beaten his brow,
Conjuring lyrical tricks,
In topical, daily ‘ricks,
But owing to family health issues he’s taking a short rest,
All at the ‘sheet wish him the very best
Chompsky
The broadcasting folk at Today,
FM are all having to say,
To the nice Kildare guy,
Who’s waving goodbye,
“Just don’t let the door hit you, Ray”.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
There’s nothing the PM likes more,
Than a visit to some foreign shore,
Where he’ll strike a good deal,
Have a wonderful meal,
But not share a bath with a whore.
John Moynes
(IBTimes)
What you may need to know:
1. The somewhat insane Doctor Proctor has accidentally invented the world’s most powerful fart powder. It starts an unusual friendship and business project between him and two neighbouring kids.
2. Al Gore can’t be happy. They were doing so well.
3. Jo Nesbø is a Norwegian author known primarily for his crime novels about Inspector Harry Hole. Doctor Proctor was his first children’s book. There are three in the series now. He also sings. But can he post about film trailers?.
4. Nesbø was shortlisted for the Ark’s Children’s Book Award for Best Children’s Book 2007 for Doctor Proctor. He lost out to Petter S. Rosenlund, for Thomas P.
5. Nicki Minage is lined up for the sequel.
6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Blown away
Release Date: Valentine’s Day 2015
(Delboy is shopping online. Dylan is writer Tom Dillon and not the recording artist of the same name)
It’s always a terrible shame,
To borrow our Dear Leader’s fame,
So the cadres agreed,
That some comrades need,
To be ordered to choose a new name.
John Moynes
(Reuters)