You know you want them.
Only one way to keep that money safe #whyisshebendingover
Irish police are investigating how a human leg was found at a waste recycling plant [Thorntons Recycling plant] in [Ballyfermot] Dublin on Thursday night.
Detectives are exploring two main theories about how the limb ended up at the recycling site. One possibility is that the limb belonged to a homeless person sleeping in a bin somewhere in the Irish capital.
The second theory the Garda will investigate is that the leg could be from the body of a murder victim. Dublin’s crime gangs have abducted, killed and hidden the remains of those they have killed in disputes over drugs, territory and weapons.
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Recently, we’ve received a number of queries regarding the, eh, anatomical accuracy of Chompsky’s hind leg. Commenter Maura Mc, responding to this post, summed it up thus:
Jesus. Well you should see it in real life, Maura Mc. It’s not even a leg.
Anyway, at the risk of hurting Chomps’ feelings even further, we invite you – the creative massive – to do better.
Unless no-one could be arsed, in which case, forget you ever saw this.