From artist Ali Graham’s Tumblr 99 Problems, which aims to visualise all 99 of Jay-Z’s distinctly first-world problems, inspired by the multi-millionaire rapper’s other lyrics and pronouncements.
Currently up to 40, new problems are tweeted here.
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Lyrical
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Woke up this afternoon and I crawled right out of a skip,
Well my Liger was gone, and I was left here all dehydrated,
Yeah, I ain’t had no Cheese Flavoured Moments since 1524,
No, I been selling crack to nuns and using an arthritic old man as a surfboard since the age of three,
Think I’ll go and eat decorative gravel before the deep orange colouration in my urine gets too much.
Mmf.
Unless you can do better.
Oh please do better.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjaZNYSt7o0
And presto! The original video seems more of a pisstake. Hooray!
Bad Lip Reading
Between them, the world’s top ten rappers made $220 million last year. And they deserved every cent of it.
They are the Chaucers, Miltons, Wordsworths and Yeatses of the 21st century.
It’s all about the lyrics, man.