The River Liffey, literally minutes ago (they’re balloons!).
Forget the doubts.
This is going to be the best Arthur’s Day ever.
(Photocall Ireland)
Monthly Archives: September 2010
…is just one of the following five most ‘absurd’ but mind-blowing, pop culture conspiracy theories.
You know who you are.
Hang on. What’s this?
Morocco on September 19, eh? Wasn’t that Talk like a Pirate day?
Johnny, you old dog.
Yes.
That house.
Yes.
That Jan Moir.
“Their blingtastic home looks like a cross between the foyer of a Dubai hotel and the downstairs lounge of a flash northern nightclub.”
“In front of the 10ft-high slab of aquarium stands a customised black pool table, with Ireland’s name emblazoned across the baize in silver letters. How could even a sober footballer manage to pot the pink?”
“Their five-year-old daughter’s bedroom is decorated in a shade of pink known in the trade as Barbie’s Kidney.”
French-owned stout maker whores out Ireland as land of settling pints.
Sheep-like populace obey decree to celebrate Jasmine Guinness’s forebear.
Have we no dignity?
On the other hand.
If they are literally giving away pints…
Togs: Karl’s own.
Mary Harney, this morning.
“I warn you not to be ordinary, I warn you not to be young, I warn you not to fall ill, and I warn you not to grow old.” (Neil Kinnock).
Patient Safety Reforms Published (Irish Times)
(Photocall Ireland)