Despite Primetime’s hidden-cam tape,
Our creches are still in poor shape,
And the staff at Giraffe,
Must be having a laugh,
If they’re letting two toddlers escape.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Despite Primetime’s hidden-cam tape,
Our creches are still in poor shape,
And the staff at Giraffe,
Must be having a laugh,
If they’re letting two toddlers escape.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Kilcock, Co Kildare, last night.
Thanks Just Some Mick
A 28 year old Dublin man is to go on trial in November for possessing a stolen monkey and a stun gun. Paul Murtagh of Birchdale Park, Kinsealy, Co Dublin, and Lighthouse Apartments, East Wall, Dublin 1, denies possession of “one common South American Marmoset” worth €1,500. He allegedly had the animal at Ravensdale Road, East Wall, on October 1 last year.
As you do..
Man accused of possessing stolen monkey to go on trial (Tom Tuite, Irish Independent)
(AP)

(The opening of Donal Ryan’s ‘The Spinning Heart’)
Kitty writes:
One of the three Irish authors listed for the Man Booker Prize longlist is Donal Ryan, who is a Tipperary writer originally published by [Stoneybatter, Dublin-based] The Lilliput Press – the only independent Irish publisher anywhere near the list! Go underdog!
Lilliput Press novel makes Booker longlis (Anne Hayden, On The Batter)

HB Feast, top, as advertised, and Rachel’s bar, above)
Rachel Ball writes:
With the recent spate of complaints about bald Brunches… Since when does the chocolate not go all the way down the middle of a Feast? (see pic, attached) My colleague assures me it’s been commonplace for ‘years’. All that nibbling the ice cream off the outside wasted.
(Fine Gael Cork County Council Councillor Michael Hegarty).
The car turned into the car park of a church and the driver, Mr Hegarty got out and ran from gardaí
…but Garda Cillian Barry gave chase and saw the man jump over a wall of the church yard and run to a derelict area where he found him hiding in bushes.
Garda Barry said he detected a smell of alcohol from Mr Hegarty and noticed his speech was slurred.
…and he brought him back to the garda car where he asked him to provide a sample of his breath. Mr Hegarty blew into the breathalyser and failed, leading him to arrest Mr Hegarty…
What happened next?
He got off on appeal.
Yay.
Previously: Councillor fails to annul drink-driving case after arrest on ‘non-existent street’ (Cork Examiner)
(Independent.ie)
At Bishop Lucey Park (The Peace Park) Cork City, Cork.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4IkVFwZIA8
WikiPearls are balls of Ice cream encased in an edible protective membrane, which prevents them melting in your hand.
‘Inspired’ by the design of the human cell and invented – in collaboration with French designer Francois Azambourg – by Harvard professor David Edwards, the frosty treats are currently available in three flavours at the Wikibar in Paris – mango ice cream with a coconut skin, chocolate ice cream with a hazelnut skin, and vanilla ice cream with a peanut skin – the concept may soon be extended to yoghurt, cheese and coffee.