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Hic.

The winners of a free bottle of Beefeater London Dry Gin and tickets to the Fade Street Social [Fade Street, Dublin] on Wednesday September 30 at 6pm for the Irish finals of the Beefeater MIXLDN Global Bartender Cocktail Competition are…

Frilly Keane: “Gin. Gin Makes me sin The more I drink The wilder the kink.”

Kolmo:I want gin. Give me gin. Gin makes me wanna win. Stand on a bin and grab a fish by its fin, be told by a bouncer called Tim that I’m now not allowed in, which is a sin as I am fabulously thin, because of the gin. No truth lies therein.”

RobinBoy “I want gin. Give me gin. Gin makes me feel like I can finally begin, to lay some beats to the people in the street and get all of you now stamping you feet! GIN! GIN! GIN! GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!”

MickMack: “I want gin. Give me gin. Gin makes me feel stupider. Must be the juniper.”

PropJoe: “I want gin. Give me gin. Gin makes me feel like the night is starting. Like the street lights are heating up to illuminate the couple arm in arm on their way for their Saturday date, to silhouette the heaving embrace of a lads’ night out of birthday celebrations.Like the crisp evening air is set to illustrate every profound word uttered through chattering teeth in a city pub doorway. Like life is happening.”

Thanks all.

Beefeater MIXLDN Global Bartender Cocktail Competition

Previously: GIN GIN GIN GIN

Thanks Nigel

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15 thoughts on “This Just Gin

    1. scottser

      gonna be drinking on your own, bro!
      you’ll try have a w*** but you won’t get it up bro!
      cry yourself to sleep hugging your teddy and your pants round your ankles, bro!

  1. Hetrosexual Frilly Keane

    Ginner Ginner
    Chicken Sinner!

    Looking forward to me night out wi’ Kolomo now

    Ta very much lads

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