40 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

      1. Bertie Blenkinsop

        I think it came from Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise because sex offenders were segregated but that may be an urban myth.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            You four should all get a room.
            BLEURGH.

            Not you, Clamps. Though I guess you’d like to watch?

          2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Disgusting. That’s what.
            I’m going to build a wall around you guys. It’s gonna be very amazing.

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    The Limerick a Day slot should be renamed ‘Obscure News Item of the Day’ sourced from British tabloids.

  2. Bertie Blenkinsop

    Has that type of approach EVER worked?

    “Mum, how did you and Dad meet?”

    “Well, I was walking down the road and he drove past, beeping his car horn and shouting ‘great arse darling’ out the window. The rest is history”

      1. bertie blenkinsop

        My parents are from the inner city.
        I’ve done some awful things in my life and caused them a lot of heartache over the years but I’m fairly certain that if I called them “Mum and Dad” they’d disown me once and for all.

          1. bertie blenkinsop

            I’ve no doubt whatever I respond with you’ll take exception to, so don’t you be worrying what I call them.

          2. rotide

            In years to come, we will look back and see this exact comment was the moment broadsheet finally crushed bertie’s eternally chipper demeanor.

          3. bertie blenkinsop

            Never.
            Nobody gives a poo if you’re sad so you might as well be happy, that’s my philosophy.
            (even if it is a bit David Brent to have a philosophy)

  3. Murtles

    Good Lord, I nearly dropped my monocle into my morning G&T with my outrage at this piece. Innocent banter. Poor Charlie what ho?

  4. Rob_G

    One is hunting foxes, the other is filming random strangers in the street – the two @rseholes deserve one another.

  5. jimmy russell

    this is rape, there is no other word for it, hopefully he falls of his horse and ends up like christopher reeve

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