Like chimps in the dirt playing with sticks.
Jerry Seinfeld takes us through his long-hand method for writing jokes. The same way he always has done.
Seinfeld explains:
“I’ve probably been working on this for two years. Two years? I mean usually I’d write a bit in a couple of days. It’s a long time to spend on something that means absolutely nothing. But that’s what I do; that’s what people want me to do…is spend a lot of time wastefully. So that then I can waste their time.”
The youngest was the most loved.
Charley Hull is team Europe’s wildcard pick for this years Solheim Cup in Denver, Colorado.
Hull told the The Telegraph:
“I’m sure every player will be nervous when they tee it up in the Solheim Cup, but I don’t see why, just because I’m the youngest and most inexperienced, that I should feel more pressure than anybody else. I’m just going to go out there, feel the passion and whack it around the course as well as I can. I’m not going to let it get to me.”
Ballsy.
via The Telegraph
Bray, Co Wicklow, this evening.
(Thanks Caroline Boyle)
Above: Springhill Avenue, Blackrock, Co Dublin.
(Thanks Liam and Dei McDonald)
Dublin (location unknown) this evening.
Thanks Colin
http://youtu.be/r2yAk-XL5kE
A public awareness stunt arranged by ‘Autovigenie’ in the Nizhny Novgorod region of Russia.
A reminder to male drivers that from 1st September 2013 they will now have to exceed the speed limit by an extra 10 kph or incur a fine.
Previously: Driving In Russia
Philip Austin Collins, nephew of Phil.
He could be the genesis of the whole operation.
Allegedly arranged the recruitment services of Melissa Reid and Michaella McCollum to smuggle drugs from Peru to Spain while in jail.
A police source told the Daily Mail:
“Officers have confirmed the link between the arrested women and the mafia allegedly led by Philip Austin Collins whose organisation tends to use drug mules from the UK.”
Meanwhile a spokesman for Uncle Phil Collins said:
“This has nothing to do with my client so there is no comment to be made.”
Oh.
via DailyMail
Previously: “Do It Or Die.”
A sprayed Charolais Belgian Blue on Inishowen, Co Donegal.
Thanks Michelle Doherty
Update: Upon closer inspection, the cow, is indeed a Belgian Blue.
World Championship Gold Medal winner Rob Heffernan, he of the eye-watering race moves, before he was FAMOUS.
Niall De Buitlear writes:
The Olympic Council of Ireland have just released this profile video of race walker Rob Hefferman…he talks about his dedication to his sport despite missing out on medals and the various disappointments he has experienced in recent years.
Liverpool supporters at the Celtic V Liverpool ‘Dublin Decider at Lansdowne Road, Dublin, on Saturday.
Though your dreams be tossed and blown, etc.
Thanks Jim and Ellie
Kelly-Anne Byrne launches her very own brand new club night in the Grand Social this Saturday night at 11pm.
Interviewed by Louise Noone back in 2010 as part of the Girls On Wax documentary, Kelly-Anne said:
“I did up a tape, was actually a cassette would you believe and I left it into a few places. The Dice Bar rang me up and gave me a gig, that’s how it started.”
Admission: FREE.
Blessed DJ.
