Good things come to those who wait. The Ger Colleran-helmed Tonight Show (Celebutard Edition) on TV3 last night. Click here.
Ger Colleran: Shooting Star of National Outrage (Sunday Times, April 4, 2010)
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Louis Walsh on The Tonight with Vincent Browne Show last night. Hang on. Did you see it move?
More as we get it.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poomuKzSGZA
We are viewing last night’s Tonight With Vincent Browne, presented by Daily Star editor Ger Colleran. We should have it up in a minute. But here are details of the first FOUR minutes (from Nat).
Boom! A nightmarish start for Colleran as:
* he fails to stop his eyebrow from arching
* he pronounces “popular” as “poppolar”
* the sound of his “ballbag retreating back up inside himself is audible as he contemplates the opulent splendour of Louis Walsh’s new hair”.
* Over to Terry Prone and her trademark enunciation; each word emerges delicately from a mouth which manages to look like a “magpie’s rectum attempting to dislodge a pebble”.
More as we get it.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iroLg-M1AQ&feature=player_embedded
More than 1.7 million views. It never gets old.
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Yesterday at the Olympia. Cinderella and her two fairy godbrothers. For all you Jedheads (you can stop writing now). Just click the arrows at the side and view the first twins since the ones in The Shining to scare the bejasus out of Broadsheet.
(All pix by Photocall Ireland)
Apparently it’s the third time he’s made the warning.
Well, if he insists on using a funny voice…
We were collecting You Tube clips of dogs while TV3’s Tonight With Vincent Browne was on last night. Oh did we we miss a humdinger. Daily Star editor Ger Colleran was in Vincent’s ‘seat’ amid a yabbering clusterfuck of slebs, including Louis Walsh, (above, with friend, in happier times). We hope to get some clips from TV3 during the morning. But this is a flava of the correspondence our overnight desk were dealing with:
“OMG Louis Walsh’s Leprechaun haircut on Vincent Browne tonight, and don’t get me started on the rest, Glenda Gilson and the fashion police, Terry Prone in her peach blush, and your mate with the cleft asshole, Micheal O’Doherty.”
“Ger Colleran led panel of country’s finest minds- Louis, Glenda, Mod, Terry Prone and some journo. So awful it was awfully brilliant. Ger cornered glenda on her uncle liam lawlor. Louis brought up the fashion police. Like St John of God’s meets The Ivy.”
“The genie’s out of the bottle. The celebrity/news nexus is fractured. It’s the end of irony. Oh and that guy Colleran is more hatstand than Browne.”
More as we get it.
Madam, – Who could have predicted that your most provocative photo of the year might be that of a silver-haired old man dangling car keys for the camera (Front page, August 7th)? – Yours, etc,
PAUL MURPHY,
Griffith Avenue,
Dublin 9.
(Irish Times, Letters)
And I’m pretty sure he’s referring to this guy.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuDP7c3Zd8I
And not caring about the ‘Dirty Diamond’ trial.
Comedian Paddy Courtney, above at the weekend, has been asked by 7Up to do seven things before the summer ends, including horse riding, abseiling and surfing. He might even have a go at water-boarding!
In fact, if it’s fun, he’s “7Up for it”.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Seriously, he’s shilling for PepsiCo.