He’s literally a lang-ster rapper.
Dr Dre’s business empire, Beats Electronics, this year established three separate companies in Clonakilty, Co Cork, to avail of Ireland’s corporate tax rate.
He’s literally a lang-ster rapper.
Dr Dre’s business empire, Beats Electronics, this year established three separate companies in Clonakilty, Co Cork, to avail of Ireland’s corporate tax rate.
The man who sits in Labour’s chair,
Saw a budget that wasn’t quite fair,
So his vote he did flip,
Now he’s angered the whip,
And nearly made Pat Rabbitte swear.
John Moynes
2012 was among the most meteorological year since records began. But can you link these weather predictions to the forecaster who originally made them?
1: ...gale force 8 at times.
2: …rising slowly in the midlands…
3:…and later in the week…
4:...miserable in Cork.
A: Audrey McGrath
B: Jean Byrne
C: Gerry Murphy
D: Helen Curran.
Lines close at 6pm
Energy minister Pat,
Really should know by now that,
Old Machiavelli,
Would’ve stayed off the telly,
Where it’s easy to sound like a prat.
John Moynes
(RTE)
Staff at Argos in Cork wearing t-shirts pushing their iPhone app which is only available in the UK App Store.
— Shane O’Sullivan (@shanesull) December 12, 2012
He’s put on his new reading specs,
And he’s tweeting as @pontifex,
He’s using the web,
To tell every pleb
That they really should stop having sex.
John Moynes
Unless you think you can do better.
Oh yes, it’s a Wednesday Papal first tweet commemorative ‘Rick off.
Last Limerick by 3pm. 3.55pm
UPDATE::Habemus victoremque
It might sound quite strange but it’s true
That the Pontiff’s gone virtual too
He’s cunning, he’s foxy
He bypasses the proxy
To get to the same sites as you.
Kinch
Thanks all
Billy’s off banging his drum,
He’s no time to make Iris a mum,
With a womb in one hand,
We’ll take back this land,
And finally our day will come.
John Moynes
Unless your inner child is listening to Nick Cave.
Bradley Gillis (a.k.a. L.B. Jeffries) – Santa Claus is Rockin’ (Official Music Video)
A slickly-produced, joyously unironic epic Christmas single for the kids with proceeds going to Barnardo’s Ireland.
Sure where would you get it?
Available at iTunes here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUFZklIOFvg
A very happy Christmas from Jon Bon Jovi and R2D2.
If you’re very good he might not play it next year.