The British are quite fond of art,
Though I must say I did give a start,
At the news that they’re very,
Pleased to look at old Gerry,
That really is some change of heart.
John Moynes
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Jaysish.
Hic.
Why Intelligent People Drink More Alcohol (Satoshi Kanazawa, Psychology Today)
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
Bravo Starbucks Nutgrove. Had coffee ordered then saw wallet empty & she with purse was shopping. Coffee served, No problem sir, Pay later!
— Pat Brady (@Workplacesols) November 9, 2012
Thanks.
And give us one of those buns of decency.
Lovely.
We are frequently asked if we could recommend an interesting Ireland-based science website named after a Japanese crab.
As it happens, yes we can.
Our rulers have made a big mess,
Of this issue, but still I must stress,
That protecting kids’ rights,
Can’t be stopped by those shites,
So vote Yes, I said Yes, I said Yes.
John Moynes
Unless you think you can do better?
Oh yes, it’s a Friday Children’s Ref’ ‘Rick-off.
All Limericks by 3pm.
Pic Sarah McDowell, the squee face of Labour’s yes campaign.
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
I’m sick of these whinging ingrates,
Who don’t understand market rates,
So kneel down and give thanks,
To the chaps who run banks,
Without whom we’d be in dire straits.
John Moynes
Now everything thing is said and done,
And at last this whole race it is run,
But each bloody swing state,
Came in far too late,
So well done to whoever has won.
John Moynes
AP
Just one day left to strut and to preen,
For our candidates, ever so keen.
Is it too close to call?
Oh God, no. Not at all.
C’est fini, roll on 2016.
John Moynes
(Mad)
Dead tree sales continue to flop,
So the IT decided to drop,
An inch from the waist,
To appeal to your taste,
In a daring and bold design flop.
John Moynes
Each young child knows it would be ace,
To go floating around up in space,
But at man’s last frontier’
You’ll always have the fear,
That it all might blow up in your face.
John Moynes
(Space.com)