Musical events and gigs may be allowed to go ahead if alcohol is not served
It’s looking like maybe quite soon
You can go hear a band play a tune
But the staff will refuse
To let you drink booze
So it isn’t that much of a boon
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Pic: Whelan’s
It will be an offence to attend a home gathering with more than six visitors
If you’re starting to think of a plan
To invite six friends round for a can
And invite more
The next knock on the door
Might just be from a police man
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Pic: Kevin Scott
Phil Hogan (above) has resigned as Ireland’s European Commissioner
The former Commissioner Phil
Has announced that from now on he will
Not oversee trade
As there’s food to be made
On his brand new George Foreman Grill
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Last night: He Could Be Anywhere
France’s interior minister has defended the “precious” right to sunbathe topless on beaches
A French scandal is brewing and it’s
About whether one should flaunt one’s bits
In Ireland a sinner
Attends a golf dinner
In France they just cover up tits
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Taoiseach Micheál Martin wants the 2020 GAA All-Ireland championship to go ahead
Micheál would think it a shame
If Paddy can’t watch a big game
It’s a risk, but FG
Are bound to agree
If it goes wrong then he’ll take the blame
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Phil Hogan is ignoring calls to resign over Golfgate as it emerged he was stopped by gardai on his way to the event for using a mobile phone while driving
The EU Commissioner Phil
Is fast running out of goodwill
He took us for fools
And broke all the rules
And travelled while people were ill
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A golf dinner with eighty one
Politicians may not sound like fun
And it breaks lots of rules
So it looks like those fools
Caused a scandal that will run and run
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Pic: Wikipedia
US President Donald Trump was asked yesterday about the Qanon movement
The terrorist followers of Q
Spout bullshit that just isn’t true
So when Trump has the chance
To take a firm stance
Against them, that’s not what he’ll do
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Taoiseach Micheál Martin flanked by Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly (left) and Eamon Ryan, Minister for Climate Action, Communication Networks and Transport (right), at a Post-Cabinet press briefing last night
The Taoiseach announced yesterday
That Covid’s not going away
So we’re not allowed
To meet in a crowd
But weddings and schools are okay.
John Moynes
A former CIA officer has been arrested and charged with selling secrets to China over several years
If you’re looking to top up your pay
After working for the CIA
You could ask the Chinese
But there’s no guarantees
That events will all work out your way
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