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From Thomas Molloy, Irish Independent:

Why is Anglo costing us so much money ?

Anglo is costing us at least €23bn because the money it owes to depositors, lenders and the ECB is at least €23bn more than the bank is worth.

(Broadsheet translation: Cos it is)

Why are we keeping the bank open?

Because the Government has decided that all of these liabilities will be paid in full and no bank will renege on its debt.

(Broadsheet translation: Cos it’s a stitch-up)

What will this do to the national accounts?

Analysts say the latest injection could push the budget shortfall above 20pc of GDP this year — by far the biggest deficit in the euro area. The Department of Finance said the €8.3bn given to Anglo Irish in March would “in all probability” be added to budget deficit calculations.

(Broadsheet translation: They’re fucked)

Does it matter?

It adds to the glum mood music and scares investors. The economic news coming out of Ireland was pretty good at the beginning of the year but the mood is darkening again. Unemployment, retail sales, the exchequer figures and exports have all been a little worse than hoped for in recent months.

(Broadsheet translation: Not if you’re emigrating).

What The Bailout Means (Independent.ie)

Just three days after Broadsheet Hero Of The Workplace and (now ex) JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater’s fabulous onboard meltdown at JFK, the internets continue to wax batshit for the story. A campaign website has appeared.

There’s also the by-now-obligatory animated re-enactment on Taiwanese News. which rather sweetly describes Steven returning home after the incident and ‘hugging’ his partner. Aww.

Sir, we salute you.

Steven Slater. Broadsheet’s new ‘Hero of the Workplace’ (an accolade we literally just made up).

Mad as hell. And not going to take this anymore.

Flipped out, grabbed a beer, left the plane via an emergency slide, headed home from JFK to have sex with his boyfriend.

Flight Attendant Was In Bed With Boyfriend When Found By Cops (NY Daily News)

 

…you also happen to have kindly widdled another Ten billion Euros into Anglo.

 Ten bill.  Sure what does it mean anymore?

 How about something close to its dollar equivalent?

Okay, so $13.1bn isn’t quite $15bn. So imagine the dollar amount, but reduce it by the amount of space taken up by a semi-D in Adamstown.

You’re the little guy next to the car. In case you didn’t know your place.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CT0a-Hgumo&feature=player_embedded

Everyone remembers exactly where they were that day last January when the guy fell on the ice on the RTE News. In front of the TV is where. Jesus.

There are reaction videos. And more than 40 poor quality remixes.

Right now, someone is even attempting to upload it to the Mimetic Smithsonian that is Know Your Meme. He’s a bit light on variations – give him a dig-out if you can.

The identity of ‘the guy’ himself is still a mystery. Which is fine. Because the guy’s suffered enough, frankly.

“The words uttered during the Famine spring to my mind today: “The best go and the worst stay”. Today, I am getting ready to emigrate. Like all those graduates of my generation, I am stuck…So, I am choosing a route that so many have before me — emigrating to foreign shiny shores.”

Letters to the Editor (Irish Independent)l

Rubbish. We’re staying so that must mean.

Hang on.