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Irish Water’s Elizabeth Arnett

*brushes off pastry crumb*

You decide.

Elizabeth Arnett spokesperson for Irish Water went on Today with Sean O’Rourke on RTÉ Radio One this morning to respond to comments made by Fine Gael TD Fergus O’Dowd.

Mr O’Dowd, who helped introduce Irish Water as a junior environment minister, said the semi state company was “an abject failure’ to date and fast becoming “another cosseted quango with a bonus culture”.

Grab a Volvic.

Sean O’Rourke: “Back to our top story of the day, that’s the broadside against Irish Water by the former Minister for State at the Department of the Environment, Fergus O’Dowd, the heading on his piece in this morning’s Independent is “the organisation that I helped establish now comes across as arrogant and uncaring,” he also said that it had abjectly failed in selling its message to computers, sorry, not to computers, to commuters, sorry, to consumers I should say and also, he fears it’s becoming another cosseted quango with a bonus culture. Elizabeth Arnott is spokesperson for Irish Water, she’s with me in studio, good morning to you, thank you for coming in, this is an attack which I suspect you didn’t see coming, and did not expect from that quarter…”

Elizabeth Arnett: “Well, I suppose, I looked at the papers with everybody else this morning, and look I think I’d have to acknowledge that the Deputy has made the points that he wanted to make, I’d respectfully disagree with some of them, I think particularly around the whole issue of the message and what people need to be hearing from Irish Water. For instance, I’ve been doing a lot of media interviews, I’m sure people are sick listening to me, and we’ve been taking thousands and thousands of phone calls every day from people and I think the key thing people need to know is how much am I actually going to pay. And last week, with the announcement from the Regulator, we were finally able to bring clarity around that issue.

That’s not to set aside the importance of the conservation message and we’ve done quite a lot of bit in relation to that with an ad campaign previously and working with green schools etc., and actually, I don’t know if you remember, Sean, you interviewed me when I was involved in the ‘Race Against Waste’ campaign many years ago and you know, that whole side of the message is very important, but we can’t at this stage underestimate the importance of people’s desire to know what does this mean for me and my family, how am I going to budget for 2015 and that’s, they’re the answers that we’re endeavouring to try and answer.”

O’Rourke: “In addition to those questions and Fergus O’Dowd, I think, points to this, they want to know not just how much am I going to pay but how much are you going to pay yourselves in Irish Water, again the bonus culture, he says, that should immediately be stamped down.”

Arnett: “Well let’s just look at that again. The benefit, I think, of having independent regulation for a company like Irish Water is that we can’t spend any money unless the Regulator says that that’s the right amount on the right activity and represents good value to customers, and part of the Regulator’s decision last week was to look at the costs in Irish Water to look at set up costs and to declare what is good value to customers and what isn’t.
And the Regulator has and we would acknowledge has set us some very ambitious targets in terms of reducing costs in the industry, across the industry not just in certain parts of it but across the entire industry whereby we’d be taking out 14% in terms of operational costs between now and 2016 and that’s a very challenging target, but there’s no discretion here, we simply must meet these targets, we must.”

O’Rourke: “Sorry, the question about bonuses over a minute and a half ago…”

Arnett: “Oh, sorry, in relation to the bonuses, there are no bonuses in Irish Water, we have a performance-related pay structure approved by government that is in place in other utilities and effectively it means that part of your salary you don’t get unless you perform, and…”

O’Rourke: “Ah now, surely that is just calling a thing by another name, you’re saying that there’s a penalty clause instead of a bonus clause.”

Arnett: “Well Sean, you can look at it either which way you want, the reality is that a performance related pay scheme…”

O’Rourke: “A performance related pay scheme generally means one thing: bonus.”

Arnett: “No Sean it doesn’t, it means you’ve set targets and if you meet those targets you get the full entitlement if you don’t meet those targets you don’t.”

O’Rourke: “So, let’s just say somebody has a salary of €70,000 for the sake of argument, are you saying that a portion of that salary the worker or the employee is at risk of having a portion of that held back?”

Arnett: “Absolutely that’s a bonus related awards scheme.”

O’Rourke: “I suspect, I could be completely wrong, but I suspect our text line is going to go absolutely bananas with your contention along those lines.”

Arnett: “I would say to people in relation to that…”

O’Rourke: “That’s not how it was announced, that’s not the information imparted to the then Labour TD Kevin Humphries in the Dail, I think it was as far back as last January…”

Arnett: “Well Sean, all of the costs in terms of staff costs in Irish Water are included in the costs that have been approved by the Regulator. The structure whereby you would be holding back some of that salary and some of that wage and performance-linking, linking that to performance is the structure that we’re in and as I said that is government approved but I can certainly understand why people would get upset if they thought this was, you know, back to the bonus culture and I can assure it’s not.”

O’Rourke: “I’ve been given by our office upstairs some information as provided to Kevin Humphries as I say last January. It says that 165 staff will qualify for bonuses of up to 6.5 % of their salary while some 65 staff are set to be paid an extra 14% and also 29 Irish Water bosses are in line to be paid an additional 15% all 309 staff at the utility are eligible to be paid bonuses.”

Arnett: “Eligible to be paid performance related award and I think we can go over and back in terms of that and I hope I’m not frustrating people but…”

O’Rourke: “They’re going to accuse you of telling passive porkies. I’m sorry.”

Arnett: “Sean, I’m not telling porkies, I’m telling it as it is and I’m telling…”

O’Rourke: “This is the kind of spin that Fergus O’Dowd is railing against in today’s Irish Independent.”

Arnett: “This is – and he’s entirely entitled to make the points that he’s made – and I still would make the contention that this is a performance related award scheme that has been approved by Government.”

O’Rourke: “Okay and the point is as well I think that no performance payments have been paid so far but equally now the question is has anybody been docked for non-performance?”

Arnett: “Okay, well the process we’re in now, because as you know Irish Water was established at the start of this year and annual performance targets are set both for the company an for individuals and so there hasn’t been any payments made in relation to this and it will be looked at in the context of the performance of the company for the year.”

O’Rourke: “Again he says almost all of the advertising for the company is focused on demands, duties and deadlines rather than on the positive changes that water metering can bring It’s almost as if there is a conspiracy to make it as bureaucratic and nonsensical as possible, this is a major communications failure.”

Arnett: “Well, I certainly don’t accept that and I think the first ad campaign we rang was certainly very focused on the value of water, you take criticism when you do that and then you take criticism when you don’t and it’s just the nature of the job that I’m in, and I think the focus of our message at the moment is to bring clarity to customers as to what they can expect to pay and to reassure people that all of the measures introduced by Government in making the bills as affordable as possible, including free water for every house free water for every child, a medical capping, rebates if you can prove you’ve used less water when you go on a meter, capping of the charge for 9 months once you get a meter and actually the meter itself as a means to reduce your bill, all of these measures mean that our bill will be 40% less than that of the UK and this will be in place between now and the end of 2016 and I really do have to emphasise, and Sean I’ve been doing a lot of media interviews and taking with a lot of people, the question I’m asked time and time again is what am I going to pay, can you please eventually give clarity. If you are a single adult house your bill is 44 Euros per quarter irrespective of whether you have five children or ten children that’s your bill. If you have two adults in the house your bill is 77 Euros per quarter, coming in January, and again irrespective of the number of children you have, that covers 80% of the households in the country.”

O’Rourke: “How many households, and I know it’s early days because we have until the end of this month and I know it’s only the 7th October today, how many households have registered so far.”

Arnett: “Well I’ll be looking at that and maybe coming out with something on that later this week, we’re getting a very good response in terms of people posting back and I would be saying to people that if they can go online it’s a more convenient way for them to register it takes less than five minutes to fill out the form and to send it back, primarily the reason we’re asking people to do this is to confirm their details so that we get that right and so that we give them the allowances that they’re entitled to. We have another three weeks to go before the 31st October and the have packs only just finished being distributed to people so we’ve another few weeks to go on this one.”

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Earlier: Meanwhile, On Clanbrassil Street

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Arts Minister Heather Humphries in the Seanad this evening

Arts Minister Heather Humphreys, who recommended  John McNulty for the board of the Irish Museum of Modern Art defended her choice in the seanad today

Heather Humphreys: “Fine Gael party officials made me aware of John McNulty’s interests in serving on a board under my remit. I looked at his experience in business, in culture and in promoting the Irish language. I made the decision that he could make a positive contribution to the board of IMMA and I stand over that decision. There’s been considerable focus, and you mentioned it here this evening yourself, on the Fine Gael official involved. I don’t see any benefit out of making a scapegoat out of a party official by putting their name into the public domain.

The Taoiseach has taken full responsibility for this matter. What is most important is that the system of public appointments is being reformed. The Taoiseach has accepted that the system of public appointments is, could have been handled, and the, sorry, the Taoiseach has accepted that this appoint..has, sorry, the Taoiseach has outlined the system of public appointments that is being reformed and he has accepted that this entire matter could have been handled better. I accept that it would have been preferable to use the public appointments process and, while I stand over the appointments I have made to date.

I am fully committed to using the public appointments process in the future, in line with new Government guidelines. There have been some suggestions from members of your own party, Senator [Thomas] Byrne, that I breached the size of the IMMA board by making the two appointments. The current limit of the IMMA board, according to its memo and articles of association is 15 members. I moved to make two appointments as I believed the two candidates could make a valuable contribution and improve regional representation. I was advised by my department that there were six vacancies on the IMMA board so there was no impediment to me making the appointments. As part of Government reform plans, it is intended to reduce the size of the number of boards under my remit on a permanent basis. Legislation is needed to give statutory effect to this change. And it’s expected that this legislation will be published in late 2015. The heads of bills are currently with the relevant committee for their consideration. Since the appointments, I have met with the chair of the IMMA board and I’ve committed to working more closely with him in identifying the skills needed for the board. Indeed, I look forward to doing this with the chairs of all our cultural institutions, as part of the Government’s new appointments procedures and I am formally writing to all the chairs, asking them to outline the skill set that best suit the relevant board.”

Thomas Byrne: “As usual, I would ask the minister to answer the question that I asked and she has failed to answer the questions, yet again. That is a travesty of democracy. I want to make clear, we’re not trying to make a scapegoat of any Fine Gael official, it is the Taoiseach and you that are making a scapegoat of an unnamed Fine Gael official. You are the minister, the Taoiseach is the Taoiseach, you are responsible for this mess, nobody else. We’re trying to get to the bottom of what went on and that’s why we need to know who it was before we make any other considerations in relation to this. You’ve muddied the waters further, minister, by referring to “officials” in your speech, in the printed text. Was there one official, were there more? Were there multiple people from Fine Gael headquarters coming to ask you to put this person on the board.

You have stated that the memo of articles of IMMA require 15 members, well your own Government announced previously that there were only nine in the future, it was open to you to actually stick to that. You deliberately overrode Government, your Government policy to have only nine members on these boards, regardless of what the IMMA said. Well I put it to you that these questions have not been sufficiently answered, your chance is here, I wonder will it be taken up in the arts committee, or in the Dáil, but I think minister, you’re running out of time because really these questions are very serious, very serious allegations and accusations were made in the Sunday Independent article about you on Sunday. I read some of them into the record. I wanted to ask you questions before I or my party made assessments along those lines but, minister, you are not helping the situation. We are not going to scapegoat anybody. We want, we want answers. And we want to know did you vote in the Seanad election and did you vote for Mr McNulty?”

Humphreys: “Well, thank you, Senator, but first of all, you know, voting. The great thing about this country is it’s a democracy and when you vote, you vote in secret. And that’s the way it will stay in that respect. And I am responsible for the appointments to the board and I did that based on merit, that’s exactly it, that’s what I’m responsible for. Now I have listened closely, in fairness I have, I’ve listened closely, I’ve taken the criticisms on board and I mean that, I’ve taken them on board over the last two weeks in relation to board appointments and I acknowledge, I acknowledge that this should have been done differently and I have already moved to put a new system in place, in my department and I will be following these procedures. So it was out of this respect, out of respect to this house, by the way, two weeks ago, that I came over here, at very short notice, and I was lacking maybe on that occasion and I apologise for that.”

Via agenda.ie

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Sinead O’Connor on the Late Late Show in 1999

““I’ve never stopped expressing myself in my music, and now, with a book. And I look forward to dishing the sexual dirt on everyone I’ve ever slept with.”

Everyone?

Lines MUST close at midnight

Sinead O’Connor: ‘I’ll dish the dirt on everyone I’ve slept with’ (Irish Times)

(Photocall Ireland)

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Finally.

A plucky Irish hipster George Formby with Deliverance-standard chops and geek sensibilities.

Ollie sez:

“I’m Banjo Guy Ollie an Irish youtuber and I do covers of Video Game Music and TV series on the banjo. I’ve a few done, 19 covers at this time, but my Zelda Darkworld and Game of Thrones (above) are the most popular…”

Highly recommended: Megaman X AND Castlevania.

Banjo Guy Ollie (Facebook)

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YES!

Growth of 6.1 per cent would make Ireland the fastest growing economy in Europe this year “paving the way for income tax cuts in next week’s Budget”.

*uncorks Champagne sparkling wine*

Not so fast.

Via the IMF:

“In its flagship World Economic Outlook report, the Washington-based body cut its expectations for global growth to 3.3 percent this year and 3.8 percent next year. The IMF in July had expected economic growth of 3.4 percent in 2014 and 4 percent in 2015. The IMF has now cut its current-year growth forecasts nine out of 12 times in the last three years as it consistently overestimated how quickly richer countries would be able to pull free from high debt and unemployment in the wake of the global financial crisis in 2007-2009″.

Oh.

IBEC Must Have SA Different Crystal Ball (Gfmurphy101)

IBEC Predicts Spectacular Growth Of 6.1 Per Cent (RTÉ)

Thanks Ger Murphy

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Morrissey writes:

“They have scraped cancerous tissues from me four times already, but who cares. If I die, then I die. And if not, then I don’t. Right now I feel good. I am aware that in recent photos I look unwell, but that is what illness does. I’m not going to worry about that, I’ll rest when I’m dead.”

Vinny writes:

“He’s due to play the 3Arena [Dublin] on Dec 1st. Get well soon, bequiffed king of genius.”

Morrissey reveals series of cancer treatments: ‘If I die, then I die’ (Guardian)

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