Picture-624You may recall James M Chimney’s memorable RTE Guide (above) which included YOUR fantasy telly scheduling.

Well.

It’s Monkey Tennis time.

skyNext Monday during the Kilkenny Cat Laughs festival [starting tomorrow] at 3.30pm in Langton’s Set Theatre, Kilkenny, Sky Entertainment are inviting people to pitch their telly ideas to a panel of EXPERTS.

Each person will have 90 seconds in which to pitch their idea and in typical comedy panel show style; there will be humorous and honest questions and feedback. So, only the brave need apply! At the end of the session, the person whose pitch has impressed the panel most will win a year’s FREE subscription to Sky.

Ideas must be submitted HERE and submitted by tomorrow Wednesday with 10 people selected and contacted in advance by Cat Laughs.

Sky Cat Laughs Comedy Festival

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What you may need to know:

1. It’s the next film from Ben Wheatley, who did The Kill List (2011) and Sightseers (2012)

2. He might just be the new Great British Film Director.

3. Belfast actor Michael Smiley is a regular collaborator. Remember him in Spaced?

4. The cast includes Reese ‘League Of Gentleman’ Shearsmith and Julian ‘Mighty Boosh’ Barrett.

5. It looks a bit trippy.

6. It’s being released to cinemas, DVD/Blu-Ray and VOD the same day. This, kids, is the future.

Release Date: July 5th

creative2Not as long as there’s tay.

Brian McMahon from the lovely vintage Irish archive website Brandnewretro.ie is speaking at the first Creative Morning  this Friday morning at The Medley Restaurant, Drury Street, Dublin at 8.30am. FREE,

Creative mornings?

Is a monthly speaker series and morning gathering of creative types. Each event includes a 15-20 minute lecture, followed by a 20 minute group discussion. The gathering begins at 8:30am with the topic presentation starting at 9:00am and everyone taking off at 10am. Free coffee, buns and magazine browsing

 

Brian’s presentation will be on the theme of “Backwards”. We’re there.

Creative Mornings

Thanks Brian Colhoun

The Garda report filed on the 2008/9 incident in which Justice Minister Alan Shatter was stopped at a drink-drive checkpoint “has gone missing”.

Don’t worry.

A concerned and informed garda whistleblower has been found..

 

An informed source has revealed the garda who stopped Mr Shatter felt he was not fully co-operative. She was also asked by the then Fine Gael frontbench spokesman: “Don’t you know who I am?
Information made available to the Irish Independent about the incident about five years ago appears to contradict Mr Shatter’s version of events.

Informed sources familiar with the case say that the now Justice Minister:

* Said nothing about being asthmatic, preventing him completing the test.

* Intimated to the garda that it was unconstitutional to stop him as he was coming from the Dail and said: “Check your law book.”

* Appeared not to make a sufficient effort to complete the breath test.

* Drove off without being waved on by the officer.

 


‘Don’t you know who I am?’ What Shatter said to garda (Fionnan Sheahan / Ian Mallon, Irish Independent)

Meanwhile:

And we know what happens to people such as Clare Daly, in similar circumstances.

She winds up handcuffed by the side of the road, taken to a police station and put in a cell. When she gives a urine sample she’s released with the remark: “Come back when you’re sober.”

The details of her alleged “offence” are then leaked and end up in the media. The fact she subsequently passed the drink-driving test with flying colours is beside the point.

Two whistleblowers started this. They misinterpreted and got wrong significant details, but they did us a service in disclosing what’s going on. Four TDs sought to clean up what has become a very, very rotten system.

Clare Daly ended up in handcuffs. Interaction between the Garda Commissioner and the Minister for Justice led to the release of private information about Mick Wallace. Ming Flanagan was publicly skewered for his bad behaviour.

The names of the VIPs and celebrities on whose behalf senior gardai quashed penalty points remain unknown. That’s confidential.

 

Time to wake up and smell the bullshit (Gene Kerrigan, Sunday Independent)

(Photocall Ireland)

903022199030220990302229903022239030223090302468 Some of the work on display at the The Royal Hibernian Acadamy Summer exhibition which opened last night in Ely Place, Dublin.

From top: Sarah O’Dea in front of her father Mick O’Dea”s work, Milk and Money’; Sarah Allen looking at John Behan’s ‘Tribes’; James Hanley with his work ‘Vigil’; Remco De Fouw in front of his work ‘Reconnection Series 1 to 12’; RHA technician Paul Heary with two works (see below) by photographer Eamonn Farrell (bottom pic).

eamonn 2eamonn 1The Unforgiven (top) and Mugged (above). From a fine arts project, Elements of Nature by Eamonn Farrell which will open in the Filmbase exhibition space in Temple Bar in October.

(Mark Stedman, Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)

00109026We’re back.

It is understood that some €1 billion and possibly up to €1.5 billion could be in play but the notion is subject to the achievement of economic targets in coming months. The debate is acknowledged to be in its early phase only.

In spite of the acute pressure on welfare, health and education expenditure, this is seen in some quarters of the Government as a better option than simply easing off on fiscal retrenchment.

This notion is said to carry particular attractions on the Fine Gael side of the Government. There is, however, pressure on the Labour side to keep spending cutbacks to a minimum, particularly in social welfare.

€1bn fund to boost building sector being considered (Arthur Beesley, Irish Times)

(James Horan/Photocall Ireland)

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