Currently on sale at a supermarket in Beijing and retailing as ‘happy/joyful doll pears’, the fruit is believed to be shaped in a mould during the initial stages of growth, keeping that shape as it expands and grows into a fully ripe nightmare.

Enniscorthy, Co Wexford, this afternoon, after the River Slaney burst its banks.
Gnarly.
(Thanks Mark Mahoney @Highwind Films)
Martin Gaughan writes:
We are producing a new marriage equality video so wondering if you would mind posting the following on your blog as we are in desperate need of an elderly couple that are willing to speak on camera pro same sex marriage. The couple need to be 65+ and available to film next Tuesday 26th in Dublin city centre. Please contact marts@cocotelevision.ie for more details.
But the owner of this Vespa.
Well, he’s mod as hell.
Colin Derham writes:
I’m wondering if you can help with tracking down my scooter? It’s a Vespa px200 and was robbed from outside my gaff in Rathgar on Thursday night between 6-8pm. I heard a van pull up and thought nothing of it then an hour later went out and no bike.
Black Vespa px200 reg plate 02D6274, front and fairing large crash bar screwed into leg sheilds, triangular crash bars on side panel, front rack with lights and black leather king and queen saddle. Crack in the speedo glass. If anyone sees or is offered this bike could they get in touch?
Girls, what do ye think of this fella? brne.ws/8cg twitter.com/breakingnewsie…
— BreakingNews.ie (@breakingnewsie) March 22, 2013
Blimey.
It’s all gone a bit Thorn Birds.
Finally.
Valerie Francis (Kanye is a fan), singing the brilliant ‘Punches’ (above), along with Skelocratz & Jonny Fun and the…Hesitations complete the third week of the month-long Popical collective showcase at the Stag’s Head Raw [Upstairs in the Stag’s head Raw, Dame Court, Dublin] on Sunday.
It’s going to get very, very damn hipstery.
€8. 8pm.
‘Punches’ video directed by Eoghan Kidney
















