A genuine ad for Australia’s Central Institute Of Technology by Henry and Aaron.
(NSFW gore)
The photographer who witnessed this told Jalopnik:
Saw this while in San Francisco Thursday morning…
Apparently a Porsche 911 driver with more money than brains plowed into a pit of fresh cement where they were repaving the road along the coast. Just before this the workers were frantically trying to shovel out the cement before it set any further. No obvious sighting of the owner, however.
How much you wanna bet she/he was on the phone at the time?
UPDATE: Seems he/she was a ‘he’…
@broadsheet_ie here’s a good photo of the car in concrete. Took it myself there last week. twitter.com/davidbutlerkk/…
— David Butler (@davidbutlerkk) February 21, 2012
(Thanks David)
Ah Here
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Enda Kenny literally minutes ago crossing Merrion Street, Dublin, from government buildings to the Merrion Hotel to confirm the 1,000 new jobs from Paypal.
He has a bang of this guy off him.
Hey, at least he’s not acting the eejit.
Three seconds later:
Oh.
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
He’s been robbed four time already today.
Cian Murphy, of Our Lady Queen of Apostles National School, Clondalkin, Dublin, launching a national competition for primary schools to design next year’s Trocaire box. As the aid agency’s annual Lenten campaign began, Trocaire is seeking a school to design the box for its 40th anniversary in 2013.
(Mark Stedman/Photocall ireland)
Pat Nodle
at
Centra, Ballymun Road, Dublin.
Thanks PS
Dave Simmons caught his girlfriend doing unmentionables with his mate.
He writes:
I have taken back every single item I have paid for in the last 5 years: hair straighteners, clothes, perfumes and her beloved pink Ford KA (above) that I paid £2,800 for a around 2 years ago. Instead of selling her car, I have decided I will leave it to my Facebook friends to decide whether I should give it back to her or drive it to my local scrapyard and film it being destroyed and crushed into a cube with her belongings in it. No doubt her and my great friend have probabably used this car at some point to meet up and be the little cheating rats that they are.
Thanks for reading, now I am going to get drunk.
David Simmons’s Dilemma (Facebook)
Thanks Patsy
What, no pancakes?
O’Connell Street, Dublin, literally a little earlier.
Members of the Bangladesh Nationalist Party Ireland and others mark International Mother Language Day. Held worldwide on the 21st of February International Mother Language Day has been commemorated in Bangladesh since 1952, when University of Dhaka students were killed while attempting to get Bengali recognised as an official language of Pakistan.
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
Damn hipsters.