The card Facebook blocked after deeming it an “adult item”
This simple and pure Christmas card
Was filtered by Facebook, and barred
But if there’s some reason
To censor the season
I can’t see it, and I’ve looked quite hard.
John Moynes
Pic via Guardian
An accident may have happened at a nuclear facility in Russia or Kazakhstan
Now Europe lies under the shroud
Of a vast radioactive cloud
So we should ask can
Russia or Kazakhstan
Explain how this could be allowed.
John Moynes
Pic: Anadolu
This winter the government choose
To whack up the price of cheap booze
If you like good wine
Then everything’s fine
But fans of cheap lager will lose.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
If you’re loaded perhaps you should go
To the website of Tiffany & Co
And your Christmas stocking
Could contain something shocking
A three hundred dollar yo-yo
John Moynes
Pic Tiffany & Co
Juli Briskman was fired by her employer after flipping off Trump’s motorcade.
An American woman was seen
Disrespecting the Trump limousine
When her firm saw the pics
They acted like pricks
And flushed her job down the latrine.
John Moynes
Pic: AFP
Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams (left) with Mary Lou McDonald TD and Pearse Doherty TD
It’s time for the Shinners to choose
Between two incompatible views
They’ve been on the fence
For too long and hence
It’s a showdown they cannot refuse.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
When leaving your workplace it’s neat
To give yourself one little treat
Like making a pile
Of Trump’s online bile
And pressing down hard on ‘delete’.
John Moynes
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un (left) and US president Donald Trump
Trump thinks North Korea is BAD
And finds this incredibly SAD
But this verbal slurry
Will not make Kim worry
He knows that the Donald is MAD
John Moynes
Pics: AFP/Getty
The report on the breath testing stink
Won’t leave the Gardaí in the pink
For every street cop
Knew those at the top
Expected a nod and a wink.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
They’re publishing papers that say
What happened to poor JFK
But some will stay sealed
For fear they might yield
Misadventure by the CIA
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
