In Punjab the cops want a word
With a menacing terrorist bird
That’s been spreading fear
All over Kashmir
Which strikes me as rather absurd.
John Moynes
File pic
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Rory McIlroy (right) points out a heckler at yesterday’s British Open
I come here in sadness to say
Europe lost to the great USA
There was heartbreak and tears
And mean-spirited jeers
Which I will not repeat, oh no way.
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Galway restaurateur JP McMahon
A chap called JP who cooks food
Says restaurant staff can be quite rude
Then goes on to say
That up in Galway
They sometimes end up in the nude.
John Moynes
Pic: Goodfoodireland.ie
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan and Minister for Public Expenditure Paschal Donohoe at government buildings earlier this month.
Our unfortunate ministers fear
That they won’t get to spread much good cheer
Just two euros a week
But they have the cheek
To call it a hundred a year.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ahead of last night’s US Presidential Debate
I stayed up late into the night
To see a magnificent sight
Each of the pair
Had incredible hair
And one spoke incredible shite.
John Moynes
Pic: Associated Press
‘Anti-Isis coalition’ including Ireland (top) and without (above)
It turns out the facts weren’t quite right
On a US Defence Force website
It said we were willing
To help with the killing
But Ireland is not in this fight.
John Moynes
Rat Pant, among the strangest scientific research of the year
If you’ve ever figured out that
Polyester looks good on a rat
Or made yourself wise
By studying lies
Then you’re an Ig Nobel copycat.
John Moynes
Pic: the Annals of Improbable Research
Taoiseach Enda Kenny with farmer Gerard King at the National Ploughing Championship on Tuesday
The festival we all adore
Is happening near Tullamore
And anytime now
The King of the Plough
Will be crowned and his subjects will roar.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
One thing that brings everyone down
Is the wide vacant grin of a clown
A word to the wise:
This trend’s on the rise
And soon it will come to your town.
John Moynes
Pic: Pixabay/MGN