Eccentric Tesla CEO Elon Musk has changed his job title to ‘technoking’
Elon Musk, the quite daft billionaire
Thought his his title could do with more flare
And he felt technoking
Had a dignified ring
That would make him appear debonair
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Spain could become one of the first countries in the world to trial the four-day working week after the government agreed to launch a modest pilot project for companies interested in the idea
There are Spanish left wingers who say
That the government should test a way
Of getting work done
While having more fun
And extending time off by one day
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German police say they have solved a nine-year-old burglary case after DNA was found on a half-eaten piece of wurst
If burglary’s something you do
I’d suggest that you don’t stop to chew
Some food at the time
You’re committing a crime
As you may leave the coppers a clue
Taoiseach Micheál Martin says significant restrictions are set to remain in place until the second half of May
In April the cabinet will say
That they honestly can’t see a way
To loosen the rules
On things other than schools
This side of the last half of May
Taoiseach Micheál Martin said he is ‘surprised’ by Catholic bishops’ wish to ease restrictions on on masses and funerals
The Taoiseach was startled to see
That the bishops were making a plea
For a lockdown pass
So they could say mass
To poor sinners like you and me
I’ll tell you, in case you’ve not heard
Of a large antipodean bird
Whose descent with a crash
Made a big online splash
And went viral while looking absurd
A €12,000 course for female shepherds aims to restore balance in Spain’s countryside
Senoritas who may want to keep
And manage their own herd of sheep
Can take a course and
Cough up twelve grand
A price I think is a bit steep
Pic: New York Times
Mark Russo (above) has been charged with carving his twitter handle and the Qanon motto “WWG1WGA” (Where We Go One, We Go All) at ‘America’s Stonehenge’
A QAnon cultist called Mark
Who seems not to be a bright spark
Set out on his own
To carve into stone
His twitter account for a lark
Pic: Salem Police Department
The brain of a baby Zebrafish lights up when you play it MC Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This, according to a New Zealand scientist
A boffin has tried to explain
What happens in a fish’s brain
When it hears MC Hammer
She must be a scammer
As her actions don’t sound fully sane
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Singer Dolly Parton is inoculated with the Covid-19 jab that she helped to fund
Ms Parton said those who are not
Brave enough to take a shot
Of Covid vaccine
Should know that they’re seen
As walking piles of chicken squat