Minister for Transport Shane Ross reportedly said he has nothing to do with the Bus Connects plan and no responsibility for the National Transport Authority
Dublin’s new bus transport plan
Isn’t something the minister can
Bring himself to endorse
Did he read it? Of course
Not. He gave it a cursory scan
John Moynes
EU leaders dine last night ahead of a Brexit summit in Salzburg, Austria this morning
Cutting a country in two
Is never a nice thing to do
But I must admit it’s
Quite a stretch for the Brits
To claim they also think this is true
John Moynes
Pic: SkyNews
Actress Stormy Daniels has written a tell-all book about her alleged affair with US President Donald Trump
Some things are repulsive, and so
If you’re telling a story then know
If the shape of his part
Is Toad from Mario Kart
Then that’s a place you shouldn’t go
John Moynes
Minister for Justice and Equality Charlie Flanagan (left) with Garda Commissioner Drew Harris at the Garda College, Templemore last month
Before long you’d have to be thick
If you’re tempted to take a quick pick
Of a Garda at work
For due to a quirk
Of our laws you’ll end up in the nick
John Moynes
Deliveroo offers alcohol as part of its online menu
There are worries that some youngster choose
To make a phone call to buy booze
We’re not sure how many
Or even if any
But somehow this still counts as news.
John Moynes
Volkswagen will stop making its Beetle car next year
It’s bad news for people who are
Fans of a small German car
Like the hippies who dug
That crazy Love Bug,
The rear-engine-drive movie star
John Moynes
Pic: AFP
Listen to how she pronounces Athy and Kildare I’m shook #Atypical pic.twitter.com/kkWm45COHN
— Emma M (@Craven_Europe) September 8, 2018
Irish viewers have expressed anger at the pronunciation of Irish place names by the character Casey on Netflix coming-of-age drama ‘Atypical’.
Atypical pronunciation
Is the cause of much online frustration
Between you and me
One should not say “Ath-ee”
When seeking a standing ovation
John Moynes
If you want some food that will thrill you
But don’t want your breakfast to kill you
Then up north they’re makin’
A new type of bacon
That might be the thing to fulfill you
John Moynes
Pic: Finnebrogue
Sean Gallagher and Michael D Higgins during the 2011 Presidential campaign
At least five people soon will embark
On a long grueling race to the park
They’ll be breaking their balls
To set out their stalls
I can’t wait for this jolly old lark
John Moynes
China said the United Kingdom should “refrain from being Washington’s sharksucker” after the warship HMS Albion (above) sailed through contested waters in the South China Sea.
The Chinese say they recommend
That Britain makes more than one friend
They won’t get a trade deal
While they crouch at Trump’s heel
And that’s what they want in the end
John Moynes
Pic:UK Defence Forces
