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Janet writes:
‘Cheerio from Leo (above) and Kitcha (top), thanks for all the pets at Christmas and camouflage pets, we loved taking part in.
‘Sniff all the butts, steal all the treats, run with the wind in your fur, sleep on the best chairs and lick the strangers if they let you…’
Splutter!
Earlier: Amazing Gracie
‘sup?
Also: Yikes!
Janet writes:
Yoyo the camouflage cat says if I stay very still she won’t see me…
My pet in camo to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘My Pet In Camo’
Happy birthday, Janet.
Much-admired, avatar-munching, Francophile ‘sheet contributor.
For the day that’s in it.
There’s a fire in our hearts and you fan it, Janet.
Dammit.
By Popular Demand.
Janet’s Easy Paneer
You’ll need:
1.5 L of full fat milk
0.5 L of cream
I lemon or two tablespoons of rice vinegar
Cup of water
Muslin cloth (I just repurposed the baba’s)
Put a drop of water in the bottom of a big pot to stop the milk sticking, then add milk and cream, stirring bring it to the boil, drop the heat.
Add lemon juice or vinegar…I prefer the vinegar to your cup of water to dilute it.
Add in stages to your hot milk on a low heat, stir constantly and allow to curdle until the seperated water becomes a light green color. It doesn’t take long and doesn’t smell.
Place the muslin in the sieve and pour through the mixture. Then rinse the curds in the sieve and muslin under the cold tap to remove any vinegar taste.
Pull up into a ball and gently squeeze out water, twist closed and place on a wooden board, put a plate on top and a weight on top of the plate ( I just use my mortar and pestle, it weighs a tonne).
Leave for a minimum of an hour and a half, then hey presto springy paneer.
This makes about 450/470 grams.
To store put in a bowl of cold water in the fridge, it will gain about 100g of moisture so when you buy it fresh that’s extra profit for the dairy!
Pic by Janet
Hello you.
Janet writes:
My heartfelt thanks to everyone for their well wishes, virtual support (and of course the really generous present from Bygge Bo). My little “gift from the sun” Savitri (above), named for her Grandma, has already brought out the bright light in people, especially her dad and I. Thank you.
Last week: Bo Knows
Pic via Janet
Clootie Dumpling Pie
By popular demand.
Janet writes:
For those of you who don’t know what it is – clootie dumpling is a spiced pudding with dried fruit that is wrapped in a cloth known as a cloot and simmered in water or ” steamed ” for a good while.
Best served with custard or cream, it is not as rich as a sasanach pudd and no Scot I know is going to waste good whisky by throwing it over the top. Keep your dram in your glass Jimmy.
I like my Boxing Day cloot fried up in butter for breakfast with a fried egg on…trust me you’ll never look back.
The slightly jelly like ‘skin’ that gives it’s character that forms on the outside of the cootie is the result of being boiled in a cloth or cloot, don’t worry if you don’t have calico an old pillow case works just as well. Don’t use a terry like cloth or tea towel unless it has a nice dense weave.
Our Maggie’s steamed Clootie
Ingredients
• 500g plain flour plus extra flour for dusting
• 200g beef suet
• 250g castor sugar
• 250g raisins
• 250g sultanas
• 1 tsp ground cinnamon ( I usually add a bit more )
• 1 tsp ground mixed spice
• 1 tsp ground ginger
• 1/4 tsp freshly grated nutmeg
• 3 tsp baking powder
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 2 large eggs
• 1 bramley apple, peeled and grated
• 3 tbsp black treacle
• 100ml whole milk
• one grated carrot (optional)
Method
Bring the largest pot you have of water to the boil, You’ll want to leave 2 – 3 inches of water from the top to make sure the dumpling will have room and room to float.
Now in a large mixing bowl combine all the dry ingredients (flour, sugar, spices, salt, baking powder, dried fruit and beef suet). In another bowl mix the eggs, milk and black treacle together with the grated apple. Then combine the wet mixture with the dry mixture.
Dip your cloot into the boiling pot of water to soak for a few minutes.
Wring it out to remove the excess water. Now spread the cloot over a large work surface and dust it well with plain flour.
The layer of flour does not need to be thick but make it even. The wet cloot and flour combine to form a protective glue-like waterproof surface so make sure the flour reaches far enough to the edges of the cloot, so that the flour will cover the whole dumpling when the cloot is drawn up around it.
Empty the mixture on to the cloot and draw up the material around it.
Tie it with string, wrapping the string twice around nice and tight but leave a bit of spare room at the top as the dumpling will expand a little.
Cut a long length of string so you can tie the excess on to the pot handles to suspend the cloot when it is submerged in the water.
Put the lid on and keep on a low simmer for 4 hours. Then transfer the dumpling to a baking tray.
Dry the dumpling in a 180˚C preheated oven for 15 – 20 minutes, unless you have a lovely roaring open fire that will do the trick ! When you first remove the cloot you will have a white glutinous skin which covers the surface of the dumpling but don’t worry, after it has been in the oven it will become darker and form a nice crust on the outside.
Happy Christmas!
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