Shane Ross, Minister for Transport, Sport and Tourism
Absentee minister Ross
Is making commuters quite cross
He knows they won’t like
The news of a strike
But still he does not give a toss
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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Actor Stephen Rea (left) and poet Seamus Heaney in 1990
Our high flying poetry star
Used to tell dirty jokes in a bar
And still to this day
His fan, Stephen Rea
Won’t share them, as they went too far.
John Moynes
Pic: FieldDay.ie
Provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned as an editor at Breitbart News
The star of the trendy far right
Gave his fan base a bit of a fright
When his speech on the joys
Of molesting young boys
Went viral at the speed of light.
John Moynes
Pic: CNN
Donald Trump and golfer Rory McIlroy (both center) in the Trump International, Florida, on Sunday with Former New York Yankee player Paul O’Neill (right) and Clear Sports CEO Garry Singer (left)
A golf champion called McIllroy
Decided that he would enjoy
The chance to be seen
With Trump on the green
Far away from the mere hoi polloi
John Moynes
Pic: Clearsports
Fine Gael leadership contenders Leo Varadkar (left) and Simon Coveney at the Brexit All-Ireland Civic Dialogue in the Royal Hospital Kilmainhamin earlier this month
The mood in FG has turned sour
As two bright young things fight for power
So will this debate
Produce anything great
Or just one long amateur hour?
John Moynes
Rollingnerws
US President Donald Trump at a press conference in the White House yesterday
The world watched a frightening scene
As Donald stood up to vent spleen
He asserted that, yes
The country’s a mess
But he runs a fine-tuned machine
John Moynes
Pic CNN
Kid Rock, a potential Republican candidate for a US Senate seat in Michigan
That tiresome old singer Kid Rock
May yet give his home state a shock
As the whole G.O.P.
Slides to insanity
And elections are a laughing stock
John Moynes
Pic: Jim Cooper
Kim Jong-un (left) and half-brother Kim Jong-nam (right)
The traitor known as Kim Jong Nam
Spent several years on the lam
But got into a scrape
That he couldn’t escape
To his killer we say “Thank you Ma’am”.
John Moynes
Pics: AP
Taoiseach Enda Kenny celebrates St Patrick’s Day with US President Barack Obama on March 17, 2011
It soon will be St Patrick’s Day
When our ministers all go away
This year it’s not right
To take a first class flight
Or find somewhere comfy to stay.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
