Jim Corr: voted Trump as the ‘lesser of two evils’
There once a pop star called Jim
Outspoken and just a bit dim
When the yanks made their choice
He added his voice
Against her and in favour of him.
John Moynes
Rollingnews/ie
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I woke up today and learned that
Some small balls of foul smelling fat
Have come from the west
And experts have guessed
That they oozed from the new plutocrat.
John Moynes
Pic: AP
A BBC story has shown
The shape of the new Toblerone
Now it’s copping the flack
In an online attack
Oh why can’t they leave it alone?
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Legislators Sixtus Leung (left) and Yau Wai-ching at a pro-independence rally in Hong Kong yesterday.
It looks like it’s all going wrong
In the once-happy land of Hong Kong
Some there would like to see
Themselves slightly more free
But Beiing’s response has been strong.
John Moynes
Pic: Alex Hofford/European Pressphoto Agency
Each child in the land wants to know
Will this weekend bring us some snow
Well, probably not
But it sure won’t be hot
So wrap yourself tight tomorrow.
John Moynes
Pic: Met Éireann
It seems that the prospect of Trump
Is causing a stock market slump
As he screams “Build a wall”
His own profits fall
And I hope that this gives him the hump.
John Moynes
Pics: CNN
Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year 2016, from Left: Sue Lowe, Alicia Lowe, A’Driane Nieves, Jane Maynard, Bono, Diana Lamon, Mazelle Etessami, and Carrie Cohen
Let the meninists stand up and cheer
For U2’s much loved balladeer
As well as making pop
He’s shot to the top
Of the list of great women this year.
John Moynes
Pic: Glamour
ATMs may be hit by a cash shortage this weekend if the Garda strike goes ahead
This weekend some will wonder why
The drink links are all running dry
So build up a stash
Of your hard earned cash
Or your barman will soon see you cry.
John Moynes
Pics: Rollingnews.
An injected male contraceptive has been shown to be almost 100 per cent effective
If you’ve got a date with a chick
Get down to the health centre quick
And soon you’ll give thanks
That you’re now shooting blanks
But you might feel a bit of a prick.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Taoiseach Enda Kenny at the launch of the Federation for Victim Assistance’s new Freephone Number in Buswells Hotel, Dublin yesterday
The Taoiseach has called on the state
To engage in a great massed debate
As he reckons we ain’t
Keen on having the taint
Of a porn avalanche as our fate.
John Moynes
Rollingnews.ie