Romney’s blonde Stepford Wife Ann,
Announced he’s the man with the plan,
To give a swift kick,
To the poor, lame and sick,
And make America look like Sudan.
John Moynes
(PA)
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A fun-loving redneck called Randy,
Thought that playing a prank would be dandy,
But if you agreed,
I think that you’ll need,
A different modus operandi.
John Moynes
Though he’s garnered all national accclaim,
His work rate still puts us to shame,
Our industrious Squee,
Has gone studying to see,
What to call a Spanish Michael Graham.
John Moynes
(Pic: UMIP)
Cycling hero Lance,
Has abandoned his only chance,
At clearing his name,
And avoiding all blame,
For injecting a naughty substance.
John Moynes
If you’re lying to plain speaking folk,
And you’re caught out while pulling a stroke,
You’ll be taught by some cynic,
In a spin doctor’s clinic,
To smile, and announce you “misspoke.”
John Moynes
Unless you think you can do better?
Oh yes, it’s a Thursday ‘Rick OFF.
Free Darklight Film Festival pass to the best Limerick on the theme above.
Lines close at 12.30pm
UPDATE: the winner:
Enda Kenny has egg on his face,
From a visit that never took place,
Now historians moan,
About the National Loan,
And his speechwriter’s going to be replaced.
Clifford Killeen
Broadcasting “legend” O’Sé,
Is flirting in Kerry today,
With chicks from the sticks,
Doing tired party tricks,
As their dignity hurries away.
John Moynes
(RTE)
My heart leaps for joy when I see,
Advances in biology,
Now we’ve found an escape,
From “legitimate rape”,
Three cheers for the great G.O.P.
John Moynes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdisTOKom5I
The genius of Missouri GOP Senate candidate Todd Akin.
(Reuters)
The prisoners won’t remain quiet,
After months of a cheap prison diet,
So it’s time for the Russians,
To open discussions,
On freeing the brave Pussy Riot.
John Moynes
Pic via TheFrisky
Pussy Riot Demo, The Spire, O’Connell Street, Dublin, 11am today.
The news you’ve awaited is here,
Your destiny now becomes clear,
Leave you schooldays behind!
Unless fate feels unkind,
And makes you repeat it next year.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Take your cynical whinging away,
We’re proud of ourselves today,
Fly your tricolour high,
‘Cause the sun’s in the sky,
And there’s hangovers all over Bray
John Moynes
Oldcourt Drive, Bray by Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland