That skinny new royal wife Kate,
Makes paparazzi salivate,
She stripped down to her pants,
In a big house in France,
And made all of her in-laws irate.
John Moynes
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This mystery film-maker Sam,
Really does not give a damn.
He’s no film connoisseur,
He’s just trying to stir,
Up the people who do not eat ham.
John Moynes
Unless you can do better.
Oh yes, it’s Thursday blasphemy ‘Rick off.
A final pair of tickets to the Secret Garden Beer Festival in Dundrum, Co Dublin, THIS WEEKEND to giveaway.
Lines close at 3pm
Yes, you could be here:
Update:
The winner
I suspect his real name’s “Im Becile” –
‘Cos it’s clear from his B-movie reel
That this “Sam” is a Schmo
For depicting ol’ Mo
As a whoremong’ring pedofile heel
Mouldyman
What bliss it is to be alive,
And witness this great day arrive,
Now we’ll spend the next weeks,
Listening to geeks,
Droning on about the iphone 5.
John Moynes
(Apple)
At Croke Park they gathered to pray,
On Hurling’s most magical day,
And on the last whistle,
They cheered and said “This’ll,
Earn a fortune for the GAA!”
John Moynes
Pic: Official Gaa/Inpho
This talented councillor Dwyer,
Has raised up the bar even higher,
For poltical stunts,
And those Fianna Fáil runts,
Cannot see why the chap should retire.
John Moynes
The Clinton ‘rick off has ended.
Winner
His rhetoric sparkles and fizzes
So fast they forget where his jizz is.
He captures their hearts,
Then he spurts and departs,
While they’re still ascertaining what “is” is.
Pedanto
Runner-Up
[To be read in the voice of Gerry Adams]
‘Tis a rule, no, some say a corollary
Espoused by folk wise, sage and scholarly:
Though his policy’s thin
Obama could win,
But not without Bolly and Holary.
Gary Flood
This silver haired, southern Apollo,
Is always a hard act to follow,
When he shoots from the hip,
A statistical quip,
It can be somewhat tricky to swallow.
John Moynes
Unless you can do better.
Oh yes, it’s a Thursday Clinton ‘rick off.
The prize?
Remember the free beer thing?
Due to popular demand. We have Two MORE free tickets to the Secret Garden Beer festival on September 15 in Dundrum Town Centre, Co Dublin, sponsored by Deveney’s Off Licence to giveaway.
Top two Limericks get the tickets.
Lines close at 2.30pm
Our dear leader stood up and cried,
Out that silliness he can’t abide,
So three cheers for real news,
As the government screws,
The disabled they’re casting aside.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
Aging can be quite a scare,
As you wither, start losing your hair,
Such a shame at your age,
To end up on a stage,
Arguing with an empty chair.
John Moynes
(PA)
Some septic tanks from Notre Dame,
Are all coming here for a game,
And yet nobody knows,
The name of their foes,
Which I think is rather a shame.
John Moynes
Unless you can do better (with the same subject)?
Oh yes, it’s a Thursday ‘Rick Off.
A prize [we are currently sourcing] for the limerick judged ‘finest’.
Lines close at 1pm
(NBC)
Update:
The winner
The yanks are back in the auld sod
To play their football so odd
But while they’re all cheering
The locals are sneering
Cos Céad Míle Fáilte’s a fraud.
ReproBertie
Runner Up
Though not fans of the Yanks on the whole,
This old nonsense has tickled the soul.
They’ve caught “football” fever,
And they’ll pack the Aviva,
Yet they wonder, “Who the hell is in goal?”
The Old Boy
Honourable mention
Once again, it’s the great Gary Flood,
Drawing more winning limerick blood,
They appeal to the masses,
Except for the asses,
Whom he brings down to earth with a thud…
ZipAhDeeDooDah
ZipAhDeeDooDah was disqualified because Gary Flood is not a game of football between Notre Dame and Navy.