We’ve decided. We’re going to get shit-faced tonight.
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Ha Ha Ha. Puck Fair is on.
Attractions include hundreds of homicidal drunks, a goat and The Walls.
PLUS meet the Kilorglin Heifer Whisperer.
Failure to be amused by this fine gag based on a 33 year-old science fiction movie will result in your summary expulsion from the Internets.
It’s harsh out there, but you’ll survive. Fax machines are available.
“I’d love to adopt a dog from a poor country. Just not this country.” – Pepe.
Apparently it’s the third time he’s made the warning.
Well, if he insists on using a funny voice…
We were collecting You Tube clips of dogs while TV3’s Tonight With Vincent Browne was on last night. Oh did we we miss a humdinger. Daily Star editor Ger Colleran was in Vincent’s ‘seat’ amid a yabbering clusterfuck of slebs, including Louis Walsh, (above, with friend, in happier times). We hope to get some clips from TV3 during the morning. But this is a flava of the correspondence our overnight desk were dealing with:
“OMG Louis Walsh’s Leprechaun haircut on Vincent Browne tonight, and don’t get me started on the rest, Glenda Gilson and the fashion police, Terry Prone in her peach blush, and your mate with the cleft asshole, Micheal O’Doherty.”
“Ger Colleran led panel of country’s finest minds- Louis, Glenda, Mod, Terry Prone and some journo. So awful it was awfully brilliant. Ger cornered glenda on her uncle liam lawlor. Louis brought up the fashion police. Like St John of God’s meets The Ivy.”
“The genie’s out of the bottle. The celebrity/news nexus is fractured. It’s the end of irony. Oh and that guy Colleran is more hatstand than Browne.”
More as we get it.
Comedian Paddy Courtney, above at the weekend, has been asked by 7Up to do seven things before the summer ends, including horse riding, abseiling and surfing. He might even have a go at water-boarding!
In fact, if it’s fun, he’s “7Up for it”.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Seriously, he’s shilling for PepsiCo.