With the influx of jackeens expected for the bank holiday season, we’ve had to assign personal bodyguards to the turf in South Kerry. Not a sod lost yet thanks to Christy (above). Tis black gold!
At the Killala Festival and spotted an interesting raffle.
Thanks Ross Coghlan
Eddie Rockets, Dundrum, Co Dublin.
Thanks Denzil Lacey
Via Aisling Bea
Kusa Grass flip-flops ($30). It’s not real grass, of course. The blurb sez:
KUSA flip flops give you an extra layer of comfort. Comfort you can’t feel anywhere else (short of walking on real grass). Our unique Syn-Turf material conforms to and is naturally shaped by the individual contours of your feet.
‘Syn-Turf’, eh? We predict ‘thong pong’.
Now considered obscene across the pond.
LEN Goodman has been condemned by viewers for calling fellow Strictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood a “sod” on live television.
Of course, this means Luke “Ming” Flanagan is the biggest pottymouth in the Dáil.