httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wBe3SDCcz8&feature=player_embedded#!
It’s just a concept prototype for now, but the ‘William’ – for that, not iHob, is its stupid name – will be coming to a Power City near you soon.
And by soon, we mean whenever. And by coming we don’t mean this.
NO.
Not that bloody war criminal.
Somebody arrest him
Hey, why don’t we call this guy?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiIsIE8iT28
“Play Chinese Democracy” “He looks like he needs a Slash. Ha Ha”, etc., etc.
So, it wasn’t Barry Egan after all.
(pix)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7mmXeRvgLo
Jesus.
Crisps.
How much money does the man need?
We like to call him the man in the biscuit tin.
Lionel Rich Tea.
We’ll see ourselves out.
Taken a few minutes ago
OK, it could be a tribute act.
But we’d recognise that chip on Axl’s shoulder anywhere.
(more as we get it)
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Bewildered. Confused. And that’s just the teachers!
Gardiner Street Convent, in Dublin, this morning.
Their first day at skool.
They’re too young to realise we’ve destroyed their future.
And whatever you do don’t let them read Vincent Browne today.
(Check out the tearful boy in front of the Virgin Mary statue. He’s just been told about original sin)
(Photocall Ireland)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMvzOysddZc&feature=player_embedded
So you’ve got some wretched tune lodged in your brain and can’t stop humming it?
Relief is at hand. UnHearIt will replace it with another, randomly selected nugget of audio-poison.
It’s a service. Of sorts.
Yes. Exactly.
Manufacturer, MojoWijo (which has also released a baffling and weirdly SFW promotional video) has this to say:
The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)
Can’t sleep. Claw’s gonna get me. Can’t sleep. Claw’s gonna get me.
UPDATE: They’re doing beta-testing! Run!
It’s only ‘Gargle’ (epidode 1), fresh from Doris Magee‘s kitchen.
