Get your John A. Zoidberg on with these daft-ass lobster mitts (€26) from Archie McPhee, what sez:
This set of two 14-1/2″ long latex Giant Lobster Claws slips on over your hands and instantly makes you more lobstery. In fact, you’ll look so lobsteriffic, you’ll hardly be able to resist dipping yourself in butter.
John McGuinness writes:
Outside Durty Nelly’s pub, Sydney [yesterday] morning at 7am (Sydney time). Looks like the Mayo lads got smashed on the pitch, in the pubs and on the streets…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txtRQO–dB0
Michael Douglas’ acceptance speech for Best Actor in a miniseries or movie at the Emmys earlier went into innuendo overload as he paid tribute to his co-star Matt Damon.
Will Ferrell presented the final two awards.
Watch here.
Previously: Broadsheet Trailer Park: Behind The Candelabra
Hackers from the Chaos Computer Club in Germany have demonstrated that you can steal the fingerprint from any drinking glass and access anyone’s iPhone 5S without any difficulty. A fingerprint of the phone user, photographed from a glass surface, was enough to create a fake finger that could unlock an iPhone 5s secured with TouchID. Just with a camera, a laser printer, and some wood glue.
iPhone 5S’ fingerprint security can be easily broken, hackers show (Jesus Diaz, Gizmodo)
Covers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie
Thanks Nick Sutton, Kevin Doyle, Pablo Rodríguez, Mike Hogan 4FM, Simon Webb and Joe Donnelly
Dee writes:
All Ireland Ladies Football winners medal found on a footpath in a Dublin suburb [today]…
‘Sup?
IP Freely writes:
Dressed our buddy up as Walter White for his stag night. Hilarity ensued…
Meanwhile…
Dublin 8.
Thanks Abi Bouchier-Hayes
From the back garden.
Mike McGuire writes:
I know you don’t normally do this but I’ve just found that my bike has been stolen from my back garden in Dun Laoghaire [Co Dublin]. It’s a Trek Alpha although it was new when this photo was taken, it is now fairly dirty and it doesn’t have the bottle or pump! I’ve checked gumtree, adverts.ie, etc and it hasn’t been listed yet. :( I can’t believe those bastards were in my garden.
Anyone?
Mayo minor in majorly sweary post match encounter this afternoon.
Get all that poop out of your mouth.
Thanks Reppy
